Yes, recent activity is lacking! But as I browse the site today, I realize, I don't belong here. Strange. But eh, we're not all superstars, right? I'm just looking for people, really. Friends. And maybe that's not what everyone else is looking for here. But then, it seems no matter what I look for, it eludes my grasp. Always so close, yet just out of reach. Maybe there's a lesson to be learned in that. And maybe pigs will fly... I've been rethinking, because obviously, the first thinking didn't go how I planned.
Oh well.
I think people find me to be desperate. I hope to clear the air about this. I'm not desperate. I'm a nerd who also happens to be a pest. Well, part of me is. It's odd, because I'm a klutz at home, but I can pull off some pretty sweet ninja skills. I don't really belong anywhere. I have a little bit of everything in me and I'm a mix of opposites, so really, I happen to be an oxymoron, or rather, a lie. That's a funny thought right there.
Hi, my name is bill and I'm a lie.
As odd as that sounds, it's somewhat true. I love learning and I can memorize and study better than anyone I know and my test scores were darn high, but I'm failing college. I'm a bit of a buffoon and a social moron, but I make friends with everyone, because I've got something in common with everybody. But usually I find a way to offend them, because I'm a little too extreme, nosy or strange. I can't solve my issues, but everyone who's followed the advice I give has done well (although, I don't come up with the advice on my own). I have serious money problems, yet, without a dime to my name, I live in a great place and eat full meals every day. I love the ocean, but can't swim. I love girls but I've never had a girlfriend. Goth and emo people are fascinating, but the bright color kid just never fit in. It's great fun to match strength and speed with the jocks, but the shy kid just didn't cut it. The chess club nerds are great for any game, but it never quite worked.
I'm not complaining. I just like to share.
Oh well.
I think people find me to be desperate. I hope to clear the air about this. I'm not desperate. I'm a nerd who also happens to be a pest. Well, part of me is. It's odd, because I'm a klutz at home, but I can pull off some pretty sweet ninja skills. I don't really belong anywhere. I have a little bit of everything in me and I'm a mix of opposites, so really, I happen to be an oxymoron, or rather, a lie. That's a funny thought right there.
Hi, my name is bill and I'm a lie.
As odd as that sounds, it's somewhat true. I love learning and I can memorize and study better than anyone I know and my test scores were darn high, but I'm failing college. I'm a bit of a buffoon and a social moron, but I make friends with everyone, because I've got something in common with everybody. But usually I find a way to offend them, because I'm a little too extreme, nosy or strange. I can't solve my issues, but everyone who's followed the advice I give has done well (although, I don't come up with the advice on my own). I have serious money problems, yet, without a dime to my name, I live in a great place and eat full meals every day. I love the ocean, but can't swim. I love girls but I've never had a girlfriend. Goth and emo people are fascinating, but the bright color kid just never fit in. It's great fun to match strength and speed with the jocks, but the shy kid just didn't cut it. The chess club nerds are great for any game, but it never quite worked.
I'm not complaining. I just like to share.