Fuck YOU MC Hammer, I'll touch what I goddamn want!
If I'm slightly intregued by your larger than normal track pants then I will most probably want to give them a quick poke. You can't expect to walk away from jumping off a fucking building, saved only by your glorious pants and not be hastled by people on what wonders they hold. Nasa doesn't even have that technology and here you are; a brick top haired MC, with technology that could've saved countless lives. You could've hidden them in suicidal office worker's wardrobes and when they tried to take a leap. No dice.
Take a jump without the pants or tell me their secrets.
On another note, don't do buckets
If I'm slightly intregued by your larger than normal track pants then I will most probably want to give them a quick poke. You can't expect to walk away from jumping off a fucking building, saved only by your glorious pants and not be hastled by people on what wonders they hold. Nasa doesn't even have that technology and here you are; a brick top haired MC, with technology that could've saved countless lives. You could've hidden them in suicidal office worker's wardrobes and when they tried to take a leap. No dice.
Take a jump without the pants or tell me their secrets.
On another note, don't do buckets
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Thanks For the ADD!