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batteredrose

Palm Beach County, Florida

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Thursday Jul 15, 2010

Jul 15, 2010
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So I am sitting here in my nightgown getting some last minute work done so I can mail out some orders today... Geez, yes I know it is 11am, that is the luxury of having a home based business.... Anyways back to my story. So, here I am working away in my gown and my 11 year old son's little "girlfriend" and her family show up to pick up my twins (boy/girl) to take them to a movie... the aforementioned twins are still in bed. So there I am standing on my porch in a nightgown trying to explain that my children are putzes and I had no idea of said arrangement. Thankfully, there was understanding as the woman was a mother of an 11 year old herself and other tentative plans were made with the understanding that the mother and I make them...

Why do my children constantly embarrass me? I thought I was the one who was supposed to be embarrassing them. When is it my turn? shocked
eroticgeek:
Haha. Don't you love children! I think this calls for a revenge plot. *evil laugh* You might just be able to mention to them that their friends saw you in your nightgown. That maybe be punishment enough for them. It would have been for me at that age. Although you seem to be a younger mom, so you nightly attire may not be quite so frumpy. Therefore, it might not be quite an embarrassment to them. You might have to resort to plan B. This may involve following them on a date someday..LMAO! Wouldn't that just cramp their style. Or perhaps pull out embarrassing baby photos. Especially ones that include nudity. Kids hate that! Or at least I know I did. I hate the old school photos with really bad haircuts that you once thought were the shit or your clothes that you really felt were styling but later found out made you look like the laughing stock of the entire school and no one had the nerve to inform you of this, not even your so called friends. Oh the possibilities are endless of what you can do to make your kids feel not so cool after making you look like an idiot.
Jul 15, 2010
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kids will do that to you
Jul 15, 2010

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