batattak

You know it's going to be a strange day when you find penis shaped pasta scattered all over the stairs of your apartment building.

Maybe it's God's way of paying me back for getting my lesbian Sim laid last night. I love lesbians so much. I get off on watching two girls kiss. I even got a chubby watching the two Sims kiss.
But it was fun to have Bella Goth's husband slap my Sim in her face because she stole his wife. Whatta dick!

I need to see a shrink.

*sigh*