Well tonight was certainly different. A friend of mine somehow got 34 vouchers for free tickets at tonight's Winger, Warrant, Slaughter, Whitesnake show at the St. Pete Times Forum Arena.
Everyone shows up over at his house around 5 or so and begin the power drinking. We all piled into the cars and head over to the show. Several people go to the box office with the vouchers. We're thinking nose bleed seats at best. 5 minutes later they come running back laughing and hollering. "Floor seats!! WOOHOO!! Floor seats!!"
Yup...27th row center. Not the best seats in the house but free floor seats?? WOOHOO!!
This was a Central Florida trailer trash carnival from hell. If I see another 45 year old camel toe I think I'm going to beat myself to death with a can of StarKist tuna. 45 year old women should also never embrace the phrase, "Let the puppies breathe." NOOOOOOO!!! Wrap them in a bra PLEEEEAASSSSEE!! And they should also not wear cutoff baby doll Tees that allow the fat rolls of stretch marked belly blubber ooze out over the tops of their jeans/spandex/leather pants/daisy dukes.
The guys? Mullet city! Lots of really bad tattoos irreparably faded from the hot Florida sun and baked to perfection while roofing houses. Missing teeth? You bet. Chronic cases of plumber's crack too.
One of the highlights was this young kid with a mohawk wearing a leather jacket emblazoned with Cocksparrer and Subhumans standing around uncomfortably while his Dad was in line buying beer. That was not a happy camper. I think he felt better when he saw all of us. I had these great visions of Dad grabbing him by the scruff of the neck going, "Boy! Git yer jacket and git in tha truck. Imma gonna take you to lissen to some real music. Nunna that pussy-assed punk rock boy. We's gonna go lissen to some balls-to-the-wall Winger!!"
I also spotted this really cute goth/alterna girl there. She was walking around outside in the smoking area surreptitiously taking photos of the toothless mullets.
Oh...and the bands sucked!
Everyone shows up over at his house around 5 or so and begin the power drinking. We all piled into the cars and head over to the show. Several people go to the box office with the vouchers. We're thinking nose bleed seats at best. 5 minutes later they come running back laughing and hollering. "Floor seats!! WOOHOO!! Floor seats!!"
Yup...27th row center. Not the best seats in the house but free floor seats?? WOOHOO!!
This was a Central Florida trailer trash carnival from hell. If I see another 45 year old camel toe I think I'm going to beat myself to death with a can of StarKist tuna. 45 year old women should also never embrace the phrase, "Let the puppies breathe." NOOOOOOO!!! Wrap them in a bra PLEEEEAASSSSEE!! And they should also not wear cutoff baby doll Tees that allow the fat rolls of stretch marked belly blubber ooze out over the tops of their jeans/spandex/leather pants/daisy dukes.
The guys? Mullet city! Lots of really bad tattoos irreparably faded from the hot Florida sun and baked to perfection while roofing houses. Missing teeth? You bet. Chronic cases of plumber's crack too.
One of the highlights was this young kid with a mohawk wearing a leather jacket emblazoned with Cocksparrer and Subhumans standing around uncomfortably while his Dad was in line buying beer. That was not a happy camper. I think he felt better when he saw all of us. I had these great visions of Dad grabbing him by the scruff of the neck going, "Boy! Git yer jacket and git in tha truck. Imma gonna take you to lissen to some real music. Nunna that pussy-assed punk rock boy. We's gonna go lissen to some balls-to-the-wall Winger!!"
I also spotted this really cute goth/alterna girl there. She was walking around outside in the smoking area surreptitiously taking photos of the toothless mullets.
Oh...and the bands sucked!
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screamqueenpinup:
Of course the bands sucked but it was fun anyway! I posted a big haired Tampa metal years photo in my profile I think you'd apprecate. I too have always had a problem with the wrong people wearing spandex. - hearts - SQP
screamqueenpinup:
What a fucking great photo! I love the nose ring chains!! Thanks for sharing, made me smile. - hearts - SQP