Pop Quiz hotshots! What movie starred both Jill Hennessey, Stephen Root, and Bradley Whitford? Whoever gets the answer gets a hand job.
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The_Bastard Chronicles: A Fistful of Rizzos
Edit: Ok so besides the love-fest I posted last night while all drunk and shitty, I got some problems. You may or may not have noticed that the old Rizzonator has not been around as of late, merely a few scattered comments here and there. Or maybe you haven't notcied cuz you dont give a shit. Anyway, I've been...
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Edit: Ok so besides the love-fest I posted last night while all drunk and shitty, I got some problems. You may or may not have noticed that the old Rizzonator has not been around as of late, merely a few scattered comments here and there. Or maybe you haven't notcied cuz you dont give a shit. Anyway, I've been...
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alyk:
Oh, and because you are my 105th comment for the day, I'll give you the ultra-rare shot of my ass...
sureality:
I am so glad you enjoyed the new Alexsandria Shoot. Check out my journal for behind the scenes.
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josie:
Well you're name is "thebastard", but I don't know about silly.
thefreak:
TRANSLATION: Rizzo has teh owl herpes.
ZING!
Regretting that acne crack NOW, huh?
HUH?!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
-TM
ZING!
Regretting that acne crack NOW, huh?
HUH?!?
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!
-TM
You know what makes you feel really old?
Drinking a lot of vodka drink type drinks in one sitting.
You know what makes you feel young?
Shagging some cute 21 year old senseless after aforementioned imbibment.
I might tell you later. Right now I have to go vomit my head into oblivion.
Drinking a lot of vodka drink type drinks in one sitting.
You know what makes you feel young?
Shagging some cute 21 year old senseless after aforementioned imbibment.
I might tell you later. Right now I have to go vomit my head into oblivion.
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moya:
Who?! Who?! Name names!
Is it that obvious?
It's only been about..half a year..
I find nothing wrong with playing with my pussy. The furry one.
On four legs.
Yea, I must agree with you, though..laid, indeed!
Is it that obvious?
It's only been about..half a year..
I find nothing wrong with playing with my pussy. The furry one.
On four legs.
Yea, I must agree with you, though..laid, indeed!
_dictionarygirl_:
Hehe it's okay. I have a friend who's been trying to get into my mum's pants for years. That's what happens when you've got a milf for a mom. As long as I get at least half of her good genes, it's all good. 
Have fun in Baltimore!
Have fun in Baltimore!
I've done a little house cleaning. I'm happier for it.
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unravled:
Sometimes you need a gun. You can't always say it all with flowers, you know.
fridgemagnet:
Good night to you you princes of Rhode Island or whatever that dude said in that movie one time.
And sorry about the cyber.
And sorry about the cyber.
Arrgh, I go gym now, melt fat off body.
argh
argh
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reversehalo:
Melt some for me too, please. 
yuriel:
woot.
good luck and kick ass
good luck and kick ass
NM.
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derivation:
Your avatar is winner for 2005. Lol!11!!!!
Did you make it? Pure genius.
Did you make it? Pure genius.
fred:
nice move
nice move
I'm sad all the time now. This is an intolerable way to live.
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xposingxpinupx:
Well whenever she has some free time talk to her.
Go anywhere, go to the mall, go to the park. go see a movie, go treat yourself to a lovely dinner. go to the library, go the gym, go to the grocery store and sniff fruit, go jogging, take some evening classes or something.
Go anywhere, go to the mall, go to the park. go see a movie, go treat yourself to a lovely dinner. go to the library, go the gym, go to the grocery store and sniff fruit, go jogging, take some evening classes or something.
foxynoxie:
ME TOO!
I dunno, I just can't seem to stop feeling bad about myself lately.......
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jule:
Let me feel you...I'll be the judge of how you feel. 
So wow, what a difference 24 hours have made. My bosses sat me down and asked me what the fuck is wrong with me. The president of Dunkin Donuts apparently was afraid for his life when I drove him home this weekend. That plus a bunch of other instances made them wonder just what the fuck was going on. I nearly broke down then and...
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xposingxpinupx:
do they have to be pics of my boobies?
xposingxpinupx:
Awesome! I will see if i cant conjure up some ta-ta's and send em your way come b-day.
No, I don't wear glasses, but I'm getting very old, and I'm sure eyesight will be first to go.