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Saturday Apr 23, 2005

Apr 23, 2005
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Soo I took forever to update. I'M SORRY ALLRIGHT!?!?!?!
JEEZ!
Look PICTURES! Will that satisfy your INSATIABLE maw? Will it?


The O.G George W. in the Public Gardens. Werd nerd.




Me doping the happy-happy dance with my new iPod which is in the geigh backpack/bag they give you. Fucking Apple fairies. The lens isn't fucked up, that's actually my nose.






I could be facing the other way completely and you'd still be able to see my nose it's that big.


I loooove me some knockers, or , to use my fave new term, "norks". (Editor's note: Ivana, the little honey pictured above loves Xip's norks and would love to rub against them to see whose are bigger. I offered my services as referee but was turned down. Chicks. -ed.)




Nothing like a little nappie-poo after a romp in the ol'Bastards boudoir. If the picture seems blurry it becuase the camera was vibrating from the massive sound waves emanating from her nose. I never seen such a small person snore so loud.

OK, I'll upload the rest of the pic later. PAX! tongue
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
dollbabyamy:
she's very cute! smile
"norks"...interesting!
Apr 24, 2005
unnecessaryz:
While writing about it is undeniably weak (I spent 30 minutes, and not five), it does cut down on costs incurred from all the furniture I would smash if I didn't.
Apr 25, 2005

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