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Wednesday Apr 06, 2005

Apr 6, 2005
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So hey kids, welcome a new freend to my ever expanding army of internet freends. Hey doll!

Anyway, I've felt for awhile that you lovely peeps weren't getting the best idea of my overall personality. Not thru any fault of yours of course, just my crap writing ability. My friend had a grand suggestion. Get a digital voice recorder and record my rambling monlogues when I'm driving. I get bored when I'm driving between jobs so I usually call up friends and babble away, often to their great amusement. I figure, why not? Couldn't hurt right? The downside is you'd have to listen to my HORRENDIFERROUS New England accent, But you gotta take chances and shiznit. Werd nerds.
-T I B

PS Also is anyone seeing Brandy on my fav girl list? Cuz she isnt showing up or anything. Hmmmmm.
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flotsomandjetsom:
TheIrishBastard said onApril 07, 2005 07:41 AMDELETE To dream THE IMPOSSIBLE DREAM!!

While we are making wishlists, I would love a pony.


Would you like that in a can?
Apr 7, 2005
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1, Trippy Bastard is such a great nickname I'm thinking of having my name legally changed. You know what's a good way to get fucked up without wasting your money on silly chemical tablets? NOT SLEEPING. Yep. Guaranteed to make your brain hemorrhage and pool blood in the back of your skull resulting in hallucinations and delirium. I'm trying that out right now. It fits like a glove. A flickering tight glove made of pale blue PVC wrapped in blinking Christmas lights.

2, I really like your user icon. I don't know if it's new, but it definitely makes me laugh, and laughter turns me on.

3, I see Brandy. Which is a feat. But I overcame. FOR YOU!

One of my friends got incredibly hammered tonight and told me that he wants to find a girl just like me for himself, and that he wished the night he'd first met me (at a party last year) he had hooked up with me instead of being cock-blocked by my current beau. I thought it was kinda sweet.

Then again in his condition, he probably would've made blurry-eyed love to a lamp shade.
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Apr 8, 2005

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