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Sunday Feb 27, 2005

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So yeah, I haven't updatd in a couple of days. SO SUE ME! Motherfakker!! J/K. I have been holed up in my apartment with Lissa,getting a little nookie action, a little cuddly action going on.



Awww so cute. So anyway, I'm bored shitless with work. Just doing airport runs and the like, which is our bread and butter but doesn't pay as much as the Nights Out. Le sigh as the french say:. Speaking of the French:


I am in need of some TP. ARRGH!! I'm back. Had to piss. It happens people, get over it. So anyhoo, I'm just poking around today. I was going to update more but whatever. What do you need an update on? Seriously. What. Do . You. Need. An. Update. For? Mind your own freaking business. I'm watching Garden State right now. And fighting my phone which has suddenly decided to stop working right. CUNT!!! Oh did I offend you? Punk-ass? HUH Wanna Go? CHUMP!
I was thinking about aggressive people lately. I got yelled at by this Statey at the airport the other day. He was maybe five inches shorter than me and it was pretty comical, this little Statey yellign at me for some perceived slight ( I had given him a "look" when he told me to move my car. For the record my face has only one look, this onesmile



I can't help, little people yelling our fucking hilarious. It's just like one of those yap-yap dogs, covering up their fear and apprhension by making a lot of noise. And being completely comical in the process. Plus the fact that a grown man, and law-enforcement offical at that, is making a grade-school level argument in a public place. Very funny. Where was I? Oh yeah.

HEY LEFT!!!!!

Ka-




-POW!!!!



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin wink wink smile eeek eeek ARRR!!! ARRR!!! oink bok puke skull ooo aaa robot kiss
VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
redmess:
yeah, you're not the only one...
hehehe...little angry people are funny
skull miao!! skull
Feb 27, 2005
unnecessaryz:
I hear that Zak guy is pretty awesome, if not the awesomist.
Feb 28, 2005

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