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Sunday Jul 23, 2006

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The_Bastard Chronicles: A Fistful of Rizzos

Edit: Ok so besides the love-fest I posted last night while all drunk and shitty, I got some problems. You may or may not have noticed that the old Rizzonator has not been around as of late, merely a few scattered comments here and there. Or maybe you haven't notcied cuz you dont give a shit. Anyway, I've been seeing a young lady for the past month and a half. I met her at my new gym, which is just fucking surreal to me and we kinda moved pretty quickly into the hibbidy-bibbidy, which, as you are all well aware, I am a huge fan of. It's just good policy.
Sooo her name's Gail, and she's cute and kinda dorky, which is apparently my new favorite trait in girls I screw. I like her, I like hanging out with her, and plus she's really, really, really good in bed. Sounds great right? Yeah, well it would be, but her husband feels the same way.
Did I know she was married before anything happened? Yes. Does this make me a bad person? Meh. I figure, two adults, hot consensual sex, the husband's, you know, away for awhile. What's the harm? Plus she and I agreed that once her man got back, we were quits. So fast forward to three days ago, and her man gets back. We had had our last littel goodbye fling and I figured it was over. So guess who calls night before last? Apparently, the flame hadn't really rekindled between the two of them. Did I want to see her and so forth (I couldn't, I had to work.) So I am in a bit of a quandry. What's a Rizzo to do?
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My top ten list of people who should sit in my lap, ASAP, in no particular order.

Ember


Aiki


_DG_


Rosario Dawson


Kelly Ripa
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Smuffy


Brixton


Keira Knightly


Riley Mason


And of course, Alyk

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alyk:
Oh, and because you are my 105th comment for the day, I'll give you the ultra-rare shot of my ass...

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Clothed, of course.

Jul 26, 2006
sureality:
I am so glad you enjoyed the new Alexsandria Shoot. Check out my journal for behind the scenes.
Jul 28, 2006

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