The gods dont seem to be smilin on me at the moment!, my car is in sick bay awaiting more extra parts, my favorite black studded Lowlife belt snapped in half(this is one of my fave bits of clothing) and i went to return a window blind only to leave my wallet on the kitchen table 
.The receptionist work collegue has had pms all day...
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1ST I APOLOGIZE FOR THE SCARY MUGSHOT OF A PROFILE PIC THE 18 SENSORS DIDN,T LIKE THE CHAINSAW JUST LIKE EMINEM!.
The new shots a bit lighter on the eyes but still shows my bullet chin(my bud calls me bowling ball head,two nostril hopes and a chin you see!),but kirk and michael douglas have one so i shouldn,t be bothered!.
I have decided to ditch...
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The new shots a bit lighter on the eyes but still shows my bullet chin(my bud calls me bowling ball head,two nostril hopes and a chin you see!),but kirk and michael douglas have one so i shouldn,t be bothered!.
I have decided to ditch...
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portraitinflesh:
I liked your chainsaw massacre pic! It was sexy in a s&m kinda way!
xox
xox
rude_ruca:
Haha, YESSS! Nothing says cooler than a vintage 'Stones' tee. May I ask how much it cost? I actually ran into a chick at a local mega store who was from the UK. She says she is about 2 miles north of London. Anywho, I was bitching abouth having to pay 8 american dollars for this masara (stuff that girls and transvestites and Robert Smith apply to eye lashes). She politely turned and showed me a cheaper but better product, citing that in the UK, she would spend about 26 dollars onthis particular product. Here, I think the brand she pointed out was like 6 bucks or something. I mean, 26 dollars for make-up? I don't even pay that much for high end stuff, let alone something that can be picked up at Wal-Mart. Opps, my southern american redneck is seaping out, lemme put that way! lol...... 
My scary profile shot is relavant to my pissed off mood(don,t worry a normal shot will appear after the weekend.This profile shot is i wanna kill,butcher,chop and destroy life at the moment.
so wat do i wanna chainsaw huh?
a,My sporty puma coupe car which cost me my life savings is still costing me my life savings,as you guess my babies ill bad clutch!.I WANNA...
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so wat do i wanna chainsaw huh?
a,My sporty puma coupe car which cost me my life savings is still costing me my life savings,as you guess my babies ill bad clutch!.I WANNA...
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fireyspright:
whoa, you somewhat resemble that guy from the goonies... I am sorry you are so pissed off. Why don't you take a bottle and smash it ib a parking lot? 
I am sorry you are so pissed off. Why don't you take a bottle and smash it ib a parking lot? 
big_trouble:
damn, the universe is out to get you bash. this post reminded me of a book i had when i was a kid.
"I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day."
here's to your having a better weekend.
"I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this morning I tripped on the skateboard and by mistake I dropped my sweater in the sink while the water was running and I could tell it was going to be a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day."
here's to your having a better weekend.
arrrrrrrrr!works done till tomorrow!.
I have been pretty boring today apart from still thinking about takin a picture while in the fridge(its a bit of a squeeze that worries me.The most exciting thing thats happened, my blind fell off the window smashing my prized guiness engraved glass grrrrrrr.
I have read some good journals recently and discovered theres no good ideas(creative scenary or theme)in...
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I have been pretty boring today apart from still thinking about takin a picture while in the fridge(its a bit of a squeeze that worries me.The most exciting thing thats happened, my blind fell off the window smashing my prized guiness engraved glass grrrrrrr
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portraitinflesh:
I have a crush on you too Bashful! 
xox
xox
janie__:
I men in drag! Can't wait to see pics!!
xo
T
men in drag! Can't wait to see pics!!
xo
T
hello my prettys have a good weekend boys n girls i hope so.
Thanx for all your cool comments especially new friends big t,ruderuca ,who think im mad, yea right like i wanna hide in the fridge at the moment or be the label in the receptionist knickers at work,or have a desire to take up the art of bread making,my minds a pit of...
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Thanx for all your cool comments especially new friends big t,ruderuca ,who think im mad, yea right like i wanna hide in the fridge at the moment or be the label in the receptionist knickers at work,or have a desire to take up the art of bread making,my minds a pit of...
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janie__:
1. Penis or boobie shapes!
2. Don't have any since it's pierced
3. Ass
4. I'm vegan- I eat NO cheese
5. 'bout the size of Russia
6. He doesn't wear socks, silly!
7. Bash is fuckn' nuts.
8&9. huh?
10. Woody Allen
xo T
2. Don't have any since it's pierced
3. Ass
4. I'm vegan- I eat NO cheese
5. 'bout the size of Russia
6. He doesn't wear socks, silly!
7. Bash is fuckn' nuts.
8&9. huh?
10. Woody Allen
xo T
big_trouble:
1. round
2. grey. i guess that makes me old?
3. dunno, i'll leave this question up to the women.
4. doesn't matter, after i read 'dick cheese' it pretty much killed all cheese for me.
5. bigger than my finger but smaller than my fist - i'm the worlds worst liar.
6. pink. the pope felt it was the new black.
7. i'm hoping insane but i'm sure it could go either way.
9. 8 is the new 13 therefore it was omitted?
10. asia argento
never thought of the freezer section nipple thing but you can bet i'll test that out the next time i get the chance. bash, i'm beginning to think i could learn a lot from you.
2. grey. i guess that makes me old?
3. dunno, i'll leave this question up to the women.
4. doesn't matter, after i read 'dick cheese' it pretty much killed all cheese for me.
5. bigger than my finger but smaller than my fist - i'm the worlds worst liar.
6. pink. the pope felt it was the new black.
7. i'm hoping insane but i'm sure it could go either way.
9. 8 is the new 13 therefore it was omitted?
10. asia argento
never thought of the freezer section nipple thing but you can bet i'll test that out the next time i get the chance. bash, i'm beginning to think i could learn a lot from you.
LIFE=POSSESION+SEX+MUSIC+VICES=ME!
POSSESSION
I need a strong mind at the moment(job offer),i have a car that now runs right yippee,i have a wonderful friend in Chrissy and Bruno(my mutt)!,i have a home(which i should be thankful for,some people haven,t),i have a life the most precious thing of all!.
SEX
Its always there nagging at your brain,infiltraiting your eyesockets and stirring your loins!,enjoy when you get it...
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POSSESSION
I need a strong mind at the moment(job offer),i have a car that now runs right yippee,i have a wonderful friend in Chrissy and Bruno(my mutt)!,i have a home(which i should be thankful for,some people haven,t),i have a life the most precious thing of all!.
SEX
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big_trouble:
thanks for the comment bash, it is a pretty good show isn't it? the fights are heavily edited so all we seem to see is highspots but i'm cool w/ that i guess.
appreciate the words on life too, i'm working on it.
"fruit in a bowl arranged sexually"
lmao!
appreciate the words on life too, i'm working on it.
"fruit in a bowl arranged sexually"
lmao!
fireyspright:
Wow, your life sounds pretty complete. I am less stable unfortunately, but some areas I exceed fairly well. Not much for posessions, since I have been robbed several times, and I figure they just hold me back anyways, but when it comes to vices I am #1!!! 
Its been a explosive power keg of a day in the life of mr bishop.My manager has offered me a job at another ford dealer as a senior administraitor!.This is fine but means i have to travel 2 hours a day to get there and back.The cards are on the table is it more money and a gasoline allowance my minds a bit of a...
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lessthanthree:
i've got loads more that need to go up, but im too fucking lazy. oh well, such is life. i should go to sleep instead of watching the popes funeral and cruising sg. I think thats like sacreligious, right?
fireyspright:
Oh uncle bash, you promised us special treats! But why do you keep taking pictures, and sniffing our bicycle seats?
My name is uncle bash, I hang around primary scools, and underneath my trench coat, I am always totally nude!
Just kidding bash! You always give me shout outs even when I tease you! Thanks for not deleting me. You know if you did it would mean a never ending array of poems in your comments though..
Fuck pope idol. I think arnold swartzenager should be the pope. Then he could be the popenator. He shot too low just being the govenator.
My name is uncle bash, I hang around primary scools, and underneath my trench coat, I am always totally nude!
Just kidding bash! You always give me shout outs even when I tease you! Thanks for not deleting me. You know if you did it would mean a never ending array of poems in your comments though..
Fuck pope idol. I think arnold swartzenager should be the pope. Then he could be the popenator. He shot too low just being the govenator.
err im quite intoxicated i apologize just got back from the pool hall from the league tornament which i have reached the last eight!wooaah(wot a big ed).Hope you are all well and answer me these things prayin on my pissed up mind
1.What does the pope smell of havin been dead a few days zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz flies and shit probably!.
2.How come the suicidegirls this week...
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1.What does the pope smell of havin been dead a few days zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz flies and shit probably!.
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janie__:
1. Your probably right on that
2. The SGs have been great.. probably 'cause they all have awesome boobies
3. Keys are in your gym pants
4. um.. not sure what 'bollocks' are!
5. Nah. MG likes the humilation
6. This smoothie reciepe rocks and is TOTALLY healthy:
1 banana
1 cup frozen berries
2 cup apple OR orange juice
1-2 tablespoons ground flax seeds
Any other fresh fruit in season, cut into small pieces!
7. Maybe 'cause your retaining water? haha
xo
T
2. The SGs have been great.. probably 'cause they all have awesome boobies
3. Keys are in your gym pants
4. um.. not sure what 'bollocks' are!
5. Nah. MG likes the humilation
6. This smoothie reciepe rocks and is TOTALLY healthy:
1 banana
1 cup frozen berries
2 cup apple OR orange juice
1-2 tablespoons ground flax seeds
Any other fresh fruit in season, cut into small pieces!
7. Maybe 'cause your retaining water? haha
xo
T
fireyspright:
1. I doubt he smells like much but maybe formaldehyde...
2. SG are usually pretty good, but I bet they want to increase the sexual atmosphere, being spring and all.
3. someone took your keys you drunk!
4. I don't know what bullocks are either
5. Thats not an island, it IS marlon brando, and eventually he will rot into the sea, so MJ won't have much choice....
6. Smoothies? I recommend Ice cream, strawberiies, and wheat grass.
7. your not a eunuch?
8. Oh sure, we're nice when we're not writing poetry, eh?
Later Bash the drunken bish, drink some jasmine tea, always helps my hangovers!!! 
2. SG are usually pretty good, but I bet they want to increase the sexual atmosphere, being spring and all.
3. someone took your keys you drunk!
4. I don't know what bullocks are either
5. Thats not an island, it IS marlon brando, and eventually he will rot into the sea, so MJ won't have much choice....
6. Smoothies? I recommend Ice cream, strawberiies, and wheat grass.
7. your not a eunuch?
8. Oh sure, we're nice when we're not writing poetry, eh?
Later Bash the drunken bish, drink some jasmine tea, always helps my hangovers!!!
Wow Aiki breasts are perfection in globe shape and bouyancy!.I have just been to the gym and feel like death after treadmilling my ass off,i could do with Theodora to massage my aching bones(or boner ).I have decided to eat healthy this week i had fish for tea and homemade veggie soup for lunch i am now fuckin ravished!,the choccy pudding and cream calls me!.Goin...
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janie__:
I give good massages too
Eat lots of healthy snacks throughout the day- you won't be so ravished!
And I TOTALLY agree with you about Aiki! Isn't she dreamy.
xoxo
T
Eat lots of healthy snacks throughout the day- you won't be so ravished!
And I TOTALLY agree with you about Aiki! Isn't she dreamy.
xoxo
T
asphyxiia:
night night
hello pawns of my journeys through life.
It Sunday fuck me no update since Thursday i am gettin lazy!.
I,ve had a weekend of a double edged sword!.
The blunt side of the blade is a vice like crushing headache today thats condemed me to my summer house to crash for 5 hours not good!.
Tha sharp pointy side of the blade saw a fantastic...
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It Sunday fuck me no update since Thursday i am gettin lazy!.
I,ve had a weekend of a double edged sword!.
The blunt side of the blade is a vice like crushing headache today thats condemed me to my summer house to crash for 5 hours not good!.
Tha sharp pointy side of the blade saw a fantastic...
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fireyspright:
Bash, I am glad you were swayed into updating because of my comment...I guess we have to nudge each other sometimes! I can't update my piccys until my laptop starts working right again... 
Hope it all works out with your car!!!!! That sucks about the belt too ... when my fave broke I used a roll of duct tape to patch it back up ... it looked like shite ... and blew apart a few weeks later. Oh well .....