thanx a million for your sweet comments about me being diced n spliced!.
I think i better introduce you to miss chomper(nickname)and her weird likes n dislikes!
STATS
5 FOOT 4 SHORT ARSE,SIZE 18 THIGHS OF THUNDER.38DD SHIRT POTATOES!
TATS 1 INCH BY 4 INCH BLACK MOURI STYLE LOWER BACK TATTOO COST 200QUID.2 ARM TATS BIG PAGAN ART,1 BELLY BUTTON FLOWERED CIRCLE!
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I think i better introduce you to miss chomper(nickname)and her weird likes n dislikes!
STATS
5 FOOT 4 SHORT ARSE,SIZE 18 THIGHS OF THUNDER.38DD SHIRT POTATOES!
TATS 1 INCH BY 4 INCH BLACK MOURI STYLE LOWER BACK TATTOO COST 200QUID.2 ARM TATS BIG PAGAN ART,1 BELLY BUTTON FLOWERED CIRCLE!
FAVORITE CLOTHES
ANYTHING...
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fireyspright:
Heya bashey old boy, howa been? Miss me? 
I have been pretty lazy with the updates. Trying to get back into the swing of things now that schools dyin down. New girlie? Sounds fun. Spank her a little...they like that. 
I have been pretty lazy with the updates. Trying to get back into the swing of things now that schools dyin down. New girlie? Sounds fun. Spank her a little...they like that. 
datsun:
sorry, hun. I don't accept friend requests from people I don't know in real life, or who I haven't interacted with extensively on the site. but I'm flattered by the request! 
Remember the great soap operas from the 80,s the dallas,s and the dynastys,the oz had neighbours and they always had a shock at the end of the last episode of the run will this is me dynasty and dallas entry!
The bash is known to you all as a beer swilling,girl oggling pervert(this is true ).
But heres the truth about me and remember kiddies...
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The bash is known to you all as a beer swilling,girl oggling pervert(this is true
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But heres the truth about me and remember kiddies...
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portraitinflesh:
Are you really an alien too? Because if so Im sending Fox Mulder over... 
xox
xox
rude_ruca:
Awww, Bashy, yeah, I fell over, but I have to tell you, you are the awesomest! I think that you are such a sweet heart, and Chrissy is one lucky gal. However, you should know, I have aquired a broken heart in the last 24 hours, and I just need a hug.... 
And Furthermore, the withdrawl method does not always prove to be fruitful!!!
So, that being said, I am staying put! I don't consider withholding the truth lying anyway. I mean, afterall, we are somewhat celebrities on here (ok, or maybe just in MY mind) and sometimes it's much more safe to protect our true identities, luv. Anyway, you are so rad, bashy! I promise, no dissapearing acts, ok!!!
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And Furthermore, the withdrawl method does not always prove to be fruitful!!!
So, that being said, I am staying put! I don't consider withholding the truth lying anyway. I mean, afterall, we are somewhat celebrities on here (ok, or maybe just in MY mind) and sometimes it's much more safe to protect our true identities, luv. Anyway, you are so rad, bashy! I promise, no dissapearing acts, ok!!! [Edited on Nov 30, 2005 5:52AM]
I have a new profile shot which is like er elton john doing saturday night fever in a garage.One of my fantasies when i worked as a non shirt n tie was to emulate the Billy Joel in his garage dancing video for uptown girl.The glasses belong to a old dear but look at the wonderment of gaz my mate in the distance amazed with...
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Weekends comes the cycle hums.....
Arr i have had a most excellent weekend of bodacious fun!(and watched bill n ted again)i don,t fancy writing a lot so i will list the bashsters best bits
1.went to my mates 50th which was cool he must drink from the fountain of youth!.
2.Chatted up barmaid who resmbled Kirtsen Dunst but alas work arrangements meant i got no...
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Arr i have had a most excellent weekend of bodacious fun!(and watched bill n ted again)i don,t fancy writing a lot so i will list the bashsters best bits
1.went to my mates 50th which was cool he must drink from the fountain of youth!.
2.Chatted up barmaid who resmbled Kirtsen Dunst but alas work arrangements meant i got no...
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rude_ruca:
I miss our exchanges, they are becoming more and more infrequent, bashy Life has been throwing me quite the curve balls lately (yank, base ball term there for ya ) Anywho, deary, I am trying oh so desperately to keep the head on straight. I ate like a pig this thanksgiving...like a friggin oinker, I tell ya! New hair, and shoes and the like, too....pics should be coming soon! 
Life has been throwing me quite the curve balls lately (yank, base ball term there for ya ) Anywho, deary, I am trying oh so desperately to keep the head on straight. I ate like a pig this thanksgiving...like a friggin oinker, I tell ya! New hair, and shoes and the like, too....pics should be coming soon! 
libra:
thanks for the nice words. i am happy just tired, yeah cant wait for the holidays. we get about 2 weeks off but that makes up for all the evenings and weekends we spend doing marking and worrying about our kids etc.
made about 50 at the car boot sale which was cool. very cold now and i'm going to go and cuddle up on my sofa and watch dvd's.
have a good one!!!
i am happy just tired, yeah cant wait for the holidays. we get about 2 weeks off but that makes up for all the evenings and weekends we spend doing marking and worrying about our kids etc.
made about 50 at the car boot sale which was cool. very cold now and i'm going to go and cuddle up on my sofa and watch dvd's.
have a good one!!!
SHIT HAPPENS THEN YOU DIE!
So i lost a furry friend
So i broke a grarage door at work costing 3000 pounds
So my cars still ill awaiting parts
So i lost at pool again in my match 3 weeks running!
So works sucks at the mo my stress levels through the roof!
BUT......
I tend to stick out my british stiff upper lip and...
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So i lost a furry friend
So i broke a grarage door at work costing 3000 pounds
So my cars still ill awaiting parts
So i lost at pool again in my match 3 weeks running!
So works sucks at the mo my stress levels through the roof!
BUT......
I tend to stick out my british stiff upper lip and...
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My profile shot is of me in sombre state of reflection due to a death in the bash household.My pet hamster Frank passed away aged 4 1/4 which i find more hurtful than losing say a Aunt or Uncle death sux and being a animal lover its suprisingly hit me hard,i miss the furry little fella,so love your pets when they are around because their...
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rude_ruca:
Bash, hun, I lurve you in the way that one would love another across a sea.....If I can no longer be your fantasy, though, at least let me be what makes ya happy! You will get through this....I'll say a prayer for your little fury friend.....
You will get through this....I'll say a prayer for your little fury friend.....
libra:
oh no! sorry to hear about your furry friend, i'm dreading the day i hav eto say goodbye to one of my cats. i hope you feel better soon, things can only get better.
SCARY LAIRY AND HAIRY JOURNAL!
How to scare your best friend on helloween.
1.Borrow a pair of blue overalls from the garage.
2.A white mask
3.A Big fuck off knife.
4.Drive home in said attire causing many a weird look at the traffic lights and terrified kids hiding behind their mums.
5.Park down the street.
6.Manage to not scare anyone to death creeping up to...
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How to scare your best friend on helloween.
1.Borrow a pair of blue overalls from the garage.
2.A white mask
3.A Big fuck off knife.
4.Drive home in said attire causing many a weird look at the traffic lights and terrified kids hiding behind their mums.
5.Park down the street.
6.Manage to not scare anyone to death creeping up to...
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peachiepie:
Well, he meant disgusting as in slutty. But I think i'm digusting as in disgustingly fucking hot!
that boy can tottally lick my balls.
that boy can tottally lick my balls.
el_hefe:
dude
Yea, I'm gutted about my shitty foreign car.
Bloodhound Gang were tr bon.
They played Ralph Wiggum, Uhn Tiss, No Hard Feelings, FUCK, Jackass, Bad Touch, Chasey Lain, I Wish I was queer, Kiss Me where it smells funny, left your head up high, fire water burn. they were highly amusing. They made a shed load of "local" jokes and they were projecting messages on to the backdrop (Cat Deeley Likes it up the brum, at least we don't suck as bad as ocean colour scene, Paris Hilton has goat-tits, (0121) rock for me) and others) Def one of the better gigs I've been too. At least they made it interesting for the crowd. They got some dude to dance naked on the sound deck, and they played a "dumb solo". They were wearing helmets each with one drum or cymbal on, and then the durmmer played along on the encore. Again, excllent
Yea, I'm gutted about my shitty foreign car.
Bloodhound Gang were tr bon.
They played Ralph Wiggum, Uhn Tiss, No Hard Feelings, FUCK, Jackass, Bad Touch, Chasey Lain, I Wish I was queer, Kiss Me where it smells funny, left your head up high, fire water burn. they were highly amusing. They made a shed load of "local" jokes and they were projecting messages on to the backdrop (Cat Deeley Likes it up the brum, at least we don't suck as bad as ocean colour scene, Paris Hilton has goat-tits, (0121) rock for me) and others) Def one of the better gigs I've been too. At least they made it interesting for the crowd. They got some dude to dance naked on the sound deck, and they played a "dumb solo". They were wearing helmets each with one drum or cymbal on, and then the durmmer played along on the encore. Again, excllent
Do not read this journal if faint of heart!
This journal will include scenes of sex ,violence,sadness,strange coloured men,glow in the dark dogs,famous and not so famous people and a world record attempt at toilet olympics.
GLOW IN THE DARK DOG
Dogs can be the nosiest creatures on the planet,Bruno has a hidden gift of sniffing things outta your pocket on a eternal quest of...
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This journal will include scenes of sex ,violence,sadness,strange coloured men,glow in the dark dogs,famous and not so famous people and a world record attempt at toilet olympics.
GLOW IN THE DARK DOG
Dogs can be the nosiest creatures on the planet,Bruno has a hidden gift of sniffing things outta your pocket on a eternal quest of...
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barbiedoll:
haha thats sooo cool i would love to see that! youll have to put some pics up!
See yas!
See yas!
rude_ruca:
AHHH! you are so crafty.....I love your subtlties, bash...thank you for the well wishes, you are too sweet.....and yes, he certainly DOES love answering questions....though, in real life, he is a man of few words.....and yes, you are still allowed to send me naughties as there is a huge body of water separating us, making it quite safe for you to continue your perversions! love ya, bashy
Where have i been well its bed thats where the awful british weather inflicted a heavy cold on me that made me feel like shit!.
Hopefully i will feel beter to update this coming week but there isn,t much to say about four walls,a bed loadsa snot,tissues,vics vapour and soup.
Feeling a bit better now so should be back in full bash mode by friday...
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Hopefully i will feel beter to update this coming week but there isn,t much to say about four walls,a bed loadsa snot,tissues,vics vapour and soup.
Feeling a bit better now so should be back in full bash mode by friday...
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rude_ruca:
Oh jeeze, bashy! I am so sorry to hear of your nastiness! I'd still do ya though......lmao!!! feel better luv!
feel better luv!
libra:
hiya, been reading your journals and you make me laugh!!!!!!!! nice to smile once in a while so thankyou!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! glad to see you appreciate the bigger sized women!!!!
Howdy boyz n gurlz the old bashsters just crawled outta his sheeted pit to update with a head of fuzziness which is i,m afraid alcohol related.
I had a monstrously cool nite,went to my local pub(bar)with my chum chrissy to see the band which this week was Ronnie and the jackdawz.Now how do i describe this lot,a drummer aged 60,a guitarist of 61,a bassist at...
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I had a monstrously cool nite,went to my local pub(bar)with my chum chrissy to see the band which this week was Ronnie and the jackdawz.Now how do i describe this lot,a drummer aged 60,a guitarist of 61,a bassist at...
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elysia:
Didn't Gene Simmons say he'd slept with 4600 women? There you go ... an extra 600 to go. Actually, better make it 601 just to be safe.
Alan Partridge ALWAYS cheers me up ... i've always wondered about getting a tattoo of someone's face on my chest to see if it freaks them out ... ahem, maybe not ...
Alan Partridge ALWAYS cheers me up ... i've always wondered about getting a tattoo of someone's face on my chest to see if it freaks them out ... ahem, maybe not ...
rude_ruca:
Hi bashy...whats good, luv? New profile pic for you to bestow your eyes upon hehe....how ARE you anyway??? Looks like it's time for an update, luv....oh and you'll never guess who I am seeing now...no really, take a stab at it, but i bet cha won't guess!
hehe....how ARE you anyway??? Looks like it's time for an update, luv....oh and you'll never guess who I am seeing now...no really, take a stab at it, but i bet cha won't guess!