FOOS been a naughty boy then????.
Holy crap watta weekend i have had!(holy crap indeed).
Saturday saw me have to work the morning with my my mikey wood or the woodster or lumpa as in lumpa wood heres a piccy hes a bit wooden looking and i have only known himn for a spell
I then went to see my sister whos just back from...
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Holy crap watta weekend i have had!(holy crap indeed).
Saturday saw me have to work the morning with my my mikey wood or the woodster or lumpa as in lumpa wood heres a piccy hes a bit wooden looking and i have only known himn for a spell
I then went to see my sister whos just back from...
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Booo!.I am getting fuckin lazy with these entries!.I have kept a low profile recently sometimes we plod through life taking it for granted and it passes us by so quick.
I got my bike frame painted this week,i saw a man in the pub celebratings Englands win with just a flag as a bat cape and nothing else on,got ask out on a date for...
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I got my bike frame painted this week,i saw a man in the pub celebratings Englands win with just a flag as a bat cape and nothing else on,got ask out on a date for...
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bridehead:
Hello mate!
I too, have kept a relatively low profile too lately...this new look site is spooking me a fair bit!!
Sounds like you have an ACE weekend planned!!! Sooo jealous of your hot water and beds!! hahhahhaaha
Will you be taking pics of the said Foos/Strokes!????
Have a good one xxxxB/L
I too, have kept a relatively low profile too lately...this new look site is spooking me a fair bit!!
Sounds like you have an ACE weekend planned!!! Sooo jealous of your hot water and beds!! hahhahhaaha
Will you be taking pics of the said Foos/Strokes!????
Have a good one xxxxB/L
cerephinna:
They're not bellywarmers!
They're nice little shorts
They're nice little shorts
Fuckin hell wats happened to the site its gone well gurly gurly pink,i see enough pink in my kitchen.
So thanx for all your get well gifts errr i managed to collapse from heat exhaustion at work and scrape my nose down the wall making the bashsters swoonability looks to disappear for a few days.I managed to finally get the knack the new looking site...
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So thanx for all your get well gifts errr i managed to collapse from heat exhaustion at work and scrape my nose down the wall making the bashsters swoonability looks to disappear for a few days.I managed to finally get the knack the new looking site...
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rude_ruca:
Bashy, hunny, I am honored to have made it into the top five, seriously, thats cool. Also, this new all muscles, cut off tee-circa-1987 look is good for you, in fact, getting a little whet as we speak, lurve! Also, about Towers of London...I heard them a couple of weeks ago, and I MUST agree, they are quite rad. Also, A band that I Highly suggest YOU try is BULLETS AND OCTANE!!!! They are fucking awesome. It's like dirty 80's metal fucked punk in it's pussy, and they gave birth to a grimey little kid. Like I said, this one comes highly suggested for YOU, and when I first heard them, I thought for sure you'd dig 'em. And wait, an erotic story!?!?! Eee gads, I say you MUST direct me to that link, my dear! 
Also, about Towers of London...I heard them a couple of weeks ago, and I MUST agree, they are quite rad. Also, A band that I Highly suggest YOU try is BULLETS AND OCTANE!!!! They are fucking awesome. It's like dirty 80's metal fucked punk in it's pussy, and they gave birth to a grimey little kid. Like I said, this one comes highly suggested for YOU, and when I first heard them, I thought for sure you'd dig 'em. And wait, an erotic story!?!?! Eee gads, I say you MUST direct me to that link, my dear! 
nirauan:
well you might be right about the spider thing, he did rescue me from one the other night, but he did nearly wet himself with laughing over my screaming.
as for sex - i dont need to live with a boy just to get sex, i could always just go out and pick one up if i feel a desperate need for cock
as for sex - i dont need to live with a boy just to get sex, i could always just go out and pick one up if i feel a desperate need for cock
Ohhh i got injured at work so thats why i,m missing all will be revealed guys ,now get me some choccys n grapes 
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cerephinna:
What happened to you? Was it the green car wot dunnit?
sickgirl78:
hope you are feeling better, thanks for the comments!
My profile piccy has changed to the legendary Doc Teeth who was the band leader in the muppets.Unfortunately its doc no teeth at the moment i still can,t have my front gnasher fit until near the end of the year huh my jaw is taking its time to hel but this fellas got one missing is a bit mental oooking and acting like myself.
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lock:
Erotci writing by Bash hmmmm I'm guessing its not a study in subtlety!
Hope the gob situation gets better! Braver man than me...taking on a BBQ with half a set.
And personally I prefer
Hope the gob situation gets better! Braver man than me...taking on a BBQ with half a set.
And personally I prefer
Is summer here???
Well for this weekend i hope so time for a song
"the sun has got his hat on hip hip hip hooray the sun has got his on and hes off to burn the fuck outta the bashster head all fucking day".Remember kids where a hat i will be don,t wanna blind anyone with the beam of light bouncing off my chrome...
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Well for this weekend i hope so time for a song
"the sun has got his hat on hip hip hip hooray the sun has got his on and hes off to burn the fuck outta the bashster head all fucking day".Remember kids where a hat i will be don,t wanna blind anyone with the beam of light bouncing off my chrome...
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bridehead:
Ahhh sir Bash, you know me far, far too well!!!!
Guilty as charged.....
Yay for the sun!! So now I know who is stealing all our sunshine!!! Big it up whilke you can mate xxxB/L
Guilty as charged.....
Yay for the sun!! So now I know who is stealing all our sunshine!!! Big it up whilke you can mate xxxB/L
bridehead:
Awww dammit!
Conserve??!!
Pfftftftffttfftftftfff!!!!??! More like practise!!
Yowza!!
xxB/L
Conserve??!!
Pfftftftffttfftftftfff!!!!??! More like practise!!
Yowza!!
xxB/L
BASHSTERS WORDS OF WISDOM FOR THE WEEK!.
1.cerephinna is the bomb when it comes to brain fuddling genius what a smart chickette.
2.There is a fetish for people who use armpits as replacements for vaginas!!to have sex with!.(Got me thinking its hairy got a hollow mnnnn!)
3.Listen to shiny happy punk rock to brighten the awful english weather me its Me and the gimme gimmes...
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1.cerephinna is the bomb when it comes to brain fuddling genius what a smart chickette.
2.There is a fetish for people who use armpits as replacements for vaginas!!to have sex with!.(Got me thinking its hairy got a hollow mnnnn!)
3.Listen to shiny happy punk rock to brighten the awful english weather me its Me and the gimme gimmes...
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apathy:
eco warrior. heh i like it.
BURNT PUBES!!! the best kind, i always say.
And yes, the great outdoors is hilarious. I wish i could watch it out here.
BURNT PUBES!!! the best kind, i always say.
And yes, the great outdoors is hilarious. I wish i could watch it out here.
zowiey:
FANTASTIC!!!!!! You put the balloon in your ass to try and do a helium fart!! Classic!!
Day after Falloutboy concert at the fantastico slamfest at leeds should have been renamed fallovergirl!.
We finally managed to set off around 5pm after i had been to see my nan who was 88years of age and its fucking hard to buy someone something thats had 88 birthday prezzies so choccys is the answer which i scoffed hoorahhh!.
We went for some grub first at...
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We finally managed to set off around 5pm after i had been to see my nan who was 88years of age and its fucking hard to buy someone something thats had 88 birthday prezzies so choccys is the answer which i scoffed hoorahhh!.
We went for some grub first at...
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cerephinna:
I picked up a great new quiz off a mate on myspace - he made it up himself:
1 Are you bored right now? [if not skip to question 5]
2 Why are you bored right now?
3 Are you absolutely positive theres nothing youd rather be doing?
4 Even if there was, youre still going to do this quiz, huh?
5 Ok, so. If a child was running at you with a knife in his/her hand, and had every intent of killing you; would you physically defend yourself?
6 Has a parent every said something to you that filled you with disgust? e.g. oh your fathers a right stallion, dear! Im red raw!
7 Is there anything which makes you feel like you are actually going to proper vomit?
8 Imagine there is a vast amount of bread in front of you, doesnt matter what type, any type you like, dont get smart. So, how many slices could you eat in one go with the spread of your choice? No, you cannot toast them.
9 Think that was a stupid question, or are you glad someone asked you something new?
10 Who would you rather hear have an orgasm; a family member or a family pet?
11 What is the longest you have ever gone without sleep?
12 Stop! HAMMER TIME! What are you thinking of right now?
13 Were you just thinking of MC Hammer?
14 Did you just lie when you answered number 13?
15 If you can remember the last joke that made you laugh out loud, tell it now. If not, write down a rude expression or insult which always makes you smile. e.g. teat.
16 Why do you think sometimes when you answer a quiz, there are answers missing. Have a good guess, dont just skip to the next question, as the next ones quite poor.
17 How old are you?
18 Told you. Anyway, another moral/ethics question; would you ever euthanize someone who wished to be euthanized? If you dont know what it means, look it up kids. Knowledge is power.
19 What do you think of veganism?
20 What is the stupidest lyric that you have ever heard? Do tell!
21 Can you remember any rude rhymes from school? If yes, what was it?
23 You are in a club and a man faints in front of you. Whilst he is on the ground, he starts to convulse and vomits on your shoes. Whilst this is happening, a very attractive young person who you consider to be rather aesthetically pleasing approaches you and starts to chat you up. Its been ages since you last had a shag, and they havent noticed the sick oozing on and around your feet! Answer honestly, what would you do in this situation?
24 Did you notice that I missed out 22?
25 Do you think I did it on purpose?
26 o rly?
27 What do you think is the stupidest part of the movie the Matrix? The part which made me laugh most? There is no spoon.
28 Why is yellow like that?
29 If you could talk to yourself a two years ago, what would you tell yourself?
30 Do you like the sound of bagpipes?
31 Have you ever played a kazoo?
32 Have you ever dropped one that smelt so bad, even you had to leave the room?
33 What is the worst thing you ever said to a teacher at school/college/university? [answer all three if you like!]
34 Did you get away with it?
35 Does Robbie Williams deserve to be hurt with pliers, or aww, bless im. Hes doing no harm!?
36 You are allergic to peanuts. There is a great war and all food is wiped out, apart from peanuts. Everytime you eat them, you have an allergic reaction, but for now they are the only food you can eat. There is a procedure however which means that you will no longer be allergic to peanuts; but it involves your arm being replaced by a big metal cylinder full of all the chemicals needed to combat the allergy. Would you get the operation, or hold out for maybe some new food being developed, which there is a 12% chance of happening i.e. not much chance at all?
37 What was a lesson you had to learn the hard way? Were you caught with your knickers down?
38 Now, because Im bored, well do one of these read each word and say the first word that comes into your head bits.
SWEAT:
GROIN:
THRUST:
GUSH:
DRIPPING:
SLOT:
HARD:
POUNDING:
HOLE:
SPANK:
39 Did that fill your head with proper dirty images?
40 You discover that an eccentric billionaire is somehow buying the deeds to black clothes, meaning each time you wear black you shall have to pay a fee. The fee is 1.27 per item, per day. Do you stop wearing black, or pay the price?
41 If Paris Hilton were standing in front of you, and you knew you could give her a smack across the mouth, youd do it wouldnt you?
42 That wasnt really a question, was it?
43 Whats the crappest thing youve spent the most money on in your life?
44 Is there anything you pretend to hate, because youll get mocked if you dont?
45 What is your favourite type of apple?
It's great
1 Are you bored right now? [if not skip to question 5]
2 Why are you bored right now?
3 Are you absolutely positive theres nothing youd rather be doing?
4 Even if there was, youre still going to do this quiz, huh?
5 Ok, so. If a child was running at you with a knife in his/her hand, and had every intent of killing you; would you physically defend yourself?
6 Has a parent every said something to you that filled you with disgust? e.g. oh your fathers a right stallion, dear! Im red raw!
7 Is there anything which makes you feel like you are actually going to proper vomit?
8 Imagine there is a vast amount of bread in front of you, doesnt matter what type, any type you like, dont get smart. So, how many slices could you eat in one go with the spread of your choice? No, you cannot toast them.
9 Think that was a stupid question, or are you glad someone asked you something new?
10 Who would you rather hear have an orgasm; a family member or a family pet?
11 What is the longest you have ever gone without sleep?
12 Stop! HAMMER TIME! What are you thinking of right now?
13 Were you just thinking of MC Hammer?
14 Did you just lie when you answered number 13?
15 If you can remember the last joke that made you laugh out loud, tell it now. If not, write down a rude expression or insult which always makes you smile. e.g. teat.
16 Why do you think sometimes when you answer a quiz, there are answers missing. Have a good guess, dont just skip to the next question, as the next ones quite poor.
17 How old are you?
18 Told you. Anyway, another moral/ethics question; would you ever euthanize someone who wished to be euthanized? If you dont know what it means, look it up kids. Knowledge is power.
19 What do you think of veganism?
20 What is the stupidest lyric that you have ever heard? Do tell!
21 Can you remember any rude rhymes from school? If yes, what was it?
23 You are in a club and a man faints in front of you. Whilst he is on the ground, he starts to convulse and vomits on your shoes. Whilst this is happening, a very attractive young person who you consider to be rather aesthetically pleasing approaches you and starts to chat you up. Its been ages since you last had a shag, and they havent noticed the sick oozing on and around your feet! Answer honestly, what would you do in this situation?
24 Did you notice that I missed out 22?
25 Do you think I did it on purpose?
26 o rly?
27 What do you think is the stupidest part of the movie the Matrix? The part which made me laugh most? There is no spoon.
28 Why is yellow like that?
29 If you could talk to yourself a two years ago, what would you tell yourself?
30 Do you like the sound of bagpipes?
31 Have you ever played a kazoo?
32 Have you ever dropped one that smelt so bad, even you had to leave the room?
33 What is the worst thing you ever said to a teacher at school/college/university? [answer all three if you like!]
34 Did you get away with it?
35 Does Robbie Williams deserve to be hurt with pliers, or aww, bless im. Hes doing no harm!?
36 You are allergic to peanuts. There is a great war and all food is wiped out, apart from peanuts. Everytime you eat them, you have an allergic reaction, but for now they are the only food you can eat. There is a procedure however which means that you will no longer be allergic to peanuts; but it involves your arm being replaced by a big metal cylinder full of all the chemicals needed to combat the allergy. Would you get the operation, or hold out for maybe some new food being developed, which there is a 12% chance of happening i.e. not much chance at all?
37 What was a lesson you had to learn the hard way? Were you caught with your knickers down?
38 Now, because Im bored, well do one of these read each word and say the first word that comes into your head bits.
SWEAT:
GROIN:
THRUST:
GUSH:
DRIPPING:
SLOT:
HARD:
POUNDING:
HOLE:
SPANK:
39 Did that fill your head with proper dirty images?
40 You discover that an eccentric billionaire is somehow buying the deeds to black clothes, meaning each time you wear black you shall have to pay a fee. The fee is 1.27 per item, per day. Do you stop wearing black, or pay the price?
41 If Paris Hilton were standing in front of you, and you knew you could give her a smack across the mouth, youd do it wouldnt you?
42 That wasnt really a question, was it?
43 Whats the crappest thing youve spent the most money on in your life?
44 Is there anything you pretend to hate, because youll get mocked if you dont?
45 What is your favourite type of apple?
It's great
littlepinkstar:
of course radish sang "little pink stars". thats where my name came from!!
Can,t get used to this internet explorer 7 yet it seems to have shrunk my comments box sulk .
The weeks goin ok apart from the bashster suffering a nasty shaving rash anybody got any cure for the awful spotty rash i get after a shave??.
I went a bit bonks at the hmv and bought 4 lps which is strange because im a tight...
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The weeks goin ok apart from the bashster suffering a nasty shaving rash anybody got any cure for the awful spotty rash i get after a shave??.
I went a bit bonks at the hmv and bought 4 lps which is strange because im a tight...
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sistervigilante:
Ha ha ha ha yeah couldn't believe it myself!!! rock won the day!!!!
Gahh Big Brother so hard to resist, I always try sooo hard not to get sucked in but somehow , i don't know how but it happens......
Gahh Big Brother so hard to resist, I always try sooo hard not to get sucked in but somehow , i don't know how but it happens......
ridley:
Great alliteration on your comment lol!
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bridehead:
Awww such sweet pics!! 
Pie and chip sandwiches rule!!!
MMmmm...
But belly-aches most certainly do NOT
Looks like fun xxB/L
Pie and chip sandwiches rule!!!
MMmmm...
But belly-aches most certainly do NOT
Looks like fun xxB/L
zowiey:
Excuse me? Dumps such as Leicester?!! I shall have you know that Leicester is the finest dump you will ever see!! Ok, perhaps not, but hey!!
I like to make mash potato sandwhichs'! Yum!
Oh yeah, and that heater thing is pure evil!! I bet it makes noises like it's laughing at you?!
Ok, perhaps not, but hey!!
I like to make mash potato sandwhichs'! Yum!
Oh yeah, and that heater thing is pure evil!! I bet it makes noises like it's laughing at you?!
I was in training for a marathon about a year ago and it was great