So have returned a little fatter,a little browner, a lit more educated and a little less in the pocket from my trip down sarfffff(its that how you say it libes im not sure?).
So what wonders did Devon bestow on mr n missis bashster you wonder????.WELL HERE GOES!
We made the al,mighty long trip to Devon on moday it took a 6 hour drive followed...
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So what wonders did Devon bestow on mr n missis bashster you wonder????.WELL HERE GOES!
We made the al,mighty long trip to Devon on moday it took a 6 hour drive followed...
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ridley:
Haha, well I have a bed already, a futon would be nice, but the next apartment I get will most likely not be able to fit both!
cerephinna:
Thanks 
Hi gremlins i gettin crap at updating but im busy as fuck at the mo.Works good im impressing at the mo the new boss he kinda likes my aptpitude.
I am looking forward to the bash n chomp campin expo to Devon.I have had a very quiet week for me no wackiness for a change.Its been terribly hot and i have been using the old...
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I am looking forward to the bash n chomp campin expo to Devon.I have had a very quiet week for me no wackiness for a change.Its been terribly hot and i have been using the old...
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black_beard:
Yeah the Seize the Day video is awesome. 
apathy:
ola!
treeplanting life is beautiful and yes hairy legs are beautiful too!
haha but i cant grow a beard.
dammit,
why do boys get to hog all the fun.
maybe when im an old lady i will get to grow a beard, but i guess by that point with saggy tits and all, i probably wont care
Ciao!
treeplanting life is beautiful and yes hairy legs are beautiful too!
haha but i cant grow a beard.
dammit,
why do boys get to hog all the fun.
maybe when im an old lady i will get to grow a beard, but i guess by that point with saggy tits and all, i probably wont care
Ciao!
A WEEK OF GOES BY AND SO LITTLE TIME TO WRITE THIS WHICH SUCKS!.So i will hold my breath in and begin!
MONDAY TUESDAY-THE TIME THAT BASH FORGOT
So what happened Monday/Tuesday is beyond me i went out for a few jars tuesday nite but it all passed me by strange!
WEDNESDAY-CAR BUYING FRENZY!
I managed to buy crissy a ickle fiat sciento for her...
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MONDAY TUESDAY-THE TIME THAT BASH FORGOT
So what happened Monday/Tuesday is beyond me i went out for a few jars tuesday nite but it all passed me by strange!
WEDNESDAY-CAR BUYING FRENZY!
I managed to buy crissy a ickle fiat sciento for her...
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rockdolly:
Sounds like an interesting and crazy week!
rennison:
eep!
congrats with crissy, bash!
although i wouldn't want my car to be called the dumobile.
it is a bit funny, though.
I'm tanning too.
it sucks.
i'm deathly afraid of getting skin cancer.
Hope your healing from last saturday and sunday.
<3 ren
congrats with crissy, bash!
although i wouldn't want my car to be called the dumobile.
it is a bit funny, though.
I'm tanning too.
it sucks.
i'm deathly afraid of getting skin cancer.
Hope your healing from last saturday and sunday.
<3 ren
A JOURNEY OF MASS WEEKLY DESTRUCTION WILL APPEAR HERE SHORTLY BE AFRAID! 
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nirauan:
ive picked all my face scabiness off now 
libra:
he finally finished after 10pm, i got there at 11pm and then he got called back to work this morning at 8:30am 
oh well i'll see him again next sunday!!!
i cant wait for the hols either.....i know im gonna get a bit bored tho
maybe i'll pop up and see you
oh well i'll see him again next sunday!!!
i cant wait for the hols either.....i know im gonna get a bit bored tho
maybe i'll pop up and see you
Weekend was a wankfest of wankiness or a daftfest of dafteness!(is there such a word?).
WITCH WITCH BURN HER!!!!!!
I saw a witch a proper one at Sainsburys having a feta salad she had a purple cloak with a half crescent hood.
The look on peoples faces as her kiddies were made up like mini me witches was of horror.Quick quezzie did you want to...
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WITCH WITCH BURN HER!!!!!!
I saw a witch a proper one at Sainsburys having a feta salad she had a purple cloak with a half crescent hood.
The look on peoples faces as her kiddies were made up like mini me witches was of horror.Quick quezzie did you want to...
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cerephinna:
It's sawdust and pee.
They don't have a defined horny season, they're always horny. Or grumpy. Or something.
They don't have a defined horny season, they're always horny. Or grumpy. Or something.
bashster:
fuckin ell i must be half man half gpig but the horny side not the piss smelly side.As for grumpy often see ya later cera-o
woah another update shock horror gasp two in err two days!.
Could not resist i have been a very naughty boy today.I woke this morning to find i had to goto to work in full black attire black shirt,sock,shoes and trewerssss! and a purple tie which made me look like james bond and the milk tray man shucks.I arrived at work to get endless funeral...
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Could not resist i have been a very naughty boy today.I woke this morning to find i had to goto to work in full black attire black shirt,sock,shoes and trewerssss! and a purple tie which made me look like james bond and the milk tray man shucks.I arrived at work to get endless funeral...
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catagogo:
positvely sinful my dear bash! i love it.
bridehead:
Great pics, man
I can so see you as a Bishop ! hahahahahahaha
Glad you are still around
I can so see you as a Bishop ! hahahahahahaha
Glad you are still around
I hang on to my internet access like a piece of rougue dog poo on Bruno,s knackersack am i goin or not fuck its could be no bashster for three weeks i ain,t got a clue.
The very hot weather has as you have seen resulted in the bashster becoming a naturist(see last journal).Well work is hots than a indians asshole after a madras curry...
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The very hot weather has as you have seen resulted in the bashster becoming a naturist(see last journal).Well work is hots than a indians asshole after a madras curry...
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rennison:
hahaha, list of goodness.
wait! cock exercises?
those actually extist!
le gasp!
hope you're staying out of trouble!
<3 ren
wait! cock exercises?
those actually extist!
le gasp!
hope you're staying out of trouble!
<3 ren
bridehead:
Cock exercises!!!???
Some weirdo CUTS THE TONGUES OUT OF HIS SHOES???? wtf? That's just bizarre...and a little creepy.
Mmmmm massages....you have found every woman's weakness **curses!!**
What do you mean you will be disappearing!!?? Not forever I hope!!! I will attempt to add you to msn, mmmm'kay!?
Enjoy the heat while you can---you can pretend you are Australian and sweat it out at work hahaha.
'The Answer' sound cool--should check them out!!
I'm glad I inspired something, if only a list of coolness hahahaha
Hope you are well sweetie---please don't go!!
Some weirdo CUTS THE TONGUES OUT OF HIS SHOES???? wtf? That's just bizarre...and a little creepy.
Mmmmm massages....you have found every woman's weakness **curses!!**
What do you mean you will be disappearing!!?? Not forever I hope!!!
I will attempt to add you to msn, mmmm'kay!?
Enjoy the heat while you can---you can pretend you are Australian and sweat it out at work hahaha.
'The Answer' sound cool--should check them out!!
I'm glad I inspired something, if only a list of coolness
hahahaha
Hope you are well sweetie---please don't go!!
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lock:
MY EYES arrrgggghhhhhhhh MY EYES
hehe
You know omeone should make a cartoon of your life, no one would believe it!
And as for the footie, lets face it, as soon as the P word was mentioned we all knew that was it, you should have been prepared!
GL with the anniversary, ten years....wow good skills.
hehe
You know omeone should make a cartoon of your life, no one would believe it!
And as for the footie, lets face it, as soon as the P word was mentioned we all knew that was it, you should have been prepared!
GL with the anniversary, ten years....wow good skills.
fireyspright:
bash whatcha gonna do with all that junk? All that junk inside your trunk?
A new nemesis! Sounds like a movie! He sure sounds awful. You should do your best to thwart him in every possible way. Then when he goes home to his 50 year old male dominatrix at night he can whine "Bash the best is trying to destroy me!" and then he will get 10000 lashings with the ball gag jammed up his arse.
Uh, yeah.
A new nemesis! Sounds like a movie! He sure sounds awful. You should do your best to thwart him in every possible way. Then when he goes home to his 50 year old male dominatrix at night he can whine "Bash the best is trying to destroy me!" and then he will get 10000 lashings with the ball gag jammed up his arse.
Uh, yeah.
I need a midweek journal blast of sanity.Its been a week of hooligan scaring deathdodgers,gay dodging,reception baiting and bank robbery and lots of good music!!.
Young man you look like a thug!!!
So Sunday i visit my gran or DEATH DODGER.I have to hurdle a fence and knock on her side window its like fort knox to get into otherwise who whold think false teeth,dodgy...
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Young man you look like a thug!!!
So Sunday i visit my gran or DEATH DODGER.I have to hurdle a fence and knock on her side window its like fort knox to get into otherwise who whold think false teeth,dodgy...
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libra:
i cannot believe i missed this update!!!!
your not a thug, your lovely!!!!!!!!
and thanks for the thoughts etc.. lets all say it together 'SILLY LOCK!!!!'
your not a thug, your lovely!!!!!!!!
and thanks for the thoughts etc.. lets all say it together 'SILLY LOCK!!!!'
cerephinna:
That was a fantastic story about Crissy I laughed so much! Hope she's feeling better now
Thanks for the info on Monster Munch....I'd never have guessed and a part of me thinks you might be taking the piss a bit
I laughed so much! Hope she's feeling better now
Thanks for the info on Monster Munch....I'd never have guessed and a part of me thinks you might be taking the piss a bit
Cripes weeks come n go so quick these days and the bashster is neglecting his sg chums which is not good!.
Well the excuse is that i,m in training to get a bit fitter leaner n cleaner.I have started rebuilding my bike and have give up certain things i devour to much which include coca cola,pre packaged curries and replaced them with sparkling mineral water...
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Well the excuse is that i,m in training to get a bit fitter leaner n cleaner.I have started rebuilding my bike and have give up certain things i devour to much which include coca cola,pre packaged curries and replaced them with sparkling mineral water...
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libra:
thanks sweety. missed chatting
cerephinna:
Hope you and Chrissy are OK x x x
Self harm is something I've never done on a physical level, always an emotional one though.
On your answer to Q17, did you mean animals or wrestlers?
Self harm is something I've never done on a physical level, always an emotional one though.
On your answer to Q17, did you mean animals or wrestlers?