FUCK I,M SICKER THAN PARROT(why do people say that?).
I have won another pool trophy a tankard whooo(sorry chomps).
I hace won rich,s challenge hands down!!
I got the aerosmith tickets whooooooo!!!!! for London
I shoot the chomper this Thursday for her psw set any ideas guys n gals for a theme??.
I posted her ickle portfolio on the SG PSW SITE under shooting this...
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I have won another pool trophy a tankard whooo(sorry chomps).
I hace won rich,s challenge hands down!!
I got the aerosmith tickets whooooooo!!!!! for London
I shoot the chomper this Thursday for her psw set any ideas guys n gals for a theme??.
I posted her ickle portfolio on the SG PSW SITE under shooting this...
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So the mighty one returns after a week of weeks.Befoe we embark on another journey my sarcastic nature can cause offence to those who come on here to air their laundry in other words the loners,the fragile ,the misssunderstood god bless you all may god strike me down if i have offended any of you but read this below and think it ain,t that bad...
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heavenandhell:
Ha de ha de ha......aren't you the witty one. 
Love the pretty pictures, although I fail to see why you need a Nuclear power station in the first one. I mean, wouldn't it be dangerous throwing things at it, it might, you know, go off. (I can see I'm going to make much use of those smilies now you're my friend.)
You and your good lady have and are, going through so much, but I feel you are strong and I know you can get through it. I'm always here for both of you, remember that. Oh and I mean that too. I sit here 24/7.
Why oh why, do I have the inabitity to be serious, it must be having kids.
That picture of Chomper is wonderful. I'm not going to say anymore, because it will be naughty.
Take care.
Love the pretty pictures, although I fail to see why you need a Nuclear power station in the first one. I mean, wouldn't it be dangerous throwing things at it, it might, you know, go off.
(I can see I'm going to make much use of those smilies now you're my friend.)
You and your good lady have and are, going through so much, but I feel you are strong and I know you can get through it. I'm always here for both of you, remember that. Oh and I mean that too. I sit here 24/7.
Why oh why, do I have the inabitity to be serious, it must be having kids.
That picture of Chomper is wonderful. I'm not going to say anymore, because it will be naughty.
Take care.
theknives:
Aw thanks hun, you rock too!
ABSENCE MAKES THE HEART GROW FONDER???.I shall return this evening with what has been a relentless week past and rich i will sort your avatar out dude.
I have been ill please excuse me!!!!
I have been ill please excuse me!!!!
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purplesiamese:
cheeky git. i'm going to have to slap you for that one.
that was a long joke, and you have an impressive grasp of the english language.
thank you!
that was a long joke, and you have an impressive grasp of the english language.
thank you!
purplesiamese:
mmmmm, gimpy sex. 
you're just a big perv (and theres nothing wrong with that )
you're just a big perv (and theres nothing wrong with that
)So it comes to pass another year of my meaningless life passes by i guess i owe thanxs to caroline for saying i don,t look 37 what a sweetie.Me n chomps had a great time out on Monday chomps bought me dinner and we mooched around ikea saw HOT FUZZ a very funny cop comedy simon pegg is a genius.
I have to say someone...
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red_bess:
Not QUITE like that...but I like your randomness...friendship accepted!
deadmanshand:
i am getting a case of that vodka on payday, want to serenade caroline, sorry, i know i'm lucky, for the tied up cookery, but i still dont deserve to work all sodding weekend, least i got shiny sex last night (shiny=pvc) and hoping to get some tonight, after a fantastic lamb dinner...it sucks to be me somedays...lol ***
*** sorry i know i shouldnt brag so much
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*** sorry i know i shouldnt brag so much
So my sg birthday bash weekend comes to a end and i have realised that i hvae better friends on here than i have in my normal day to day life .
Alex and jen arrived on saturday roundabout 12 we went into Leeds we had a good time shopping as usual chomps bought more hello kitty stuff i think when we go on holidays...
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Alex and jen arrived on saturday roundabout 12 we went into Leeds we had a good time shopping as usual chomps bought more hello kitty stuff i think when we go on holidays...
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lock:
Happy Birthday! (again)
And yes, I really did have gloves in my bag
And yes, I really did have gloves in my bag
purplesiamese:
glad you liked the vodka!
i had a great time, and i really wished we all lived closer to each other! thank you for inviting us!
i had a great time, and i really wished we all lived closer to each other! thank you for inviting us!
So im on my jolls or holidays which is nice.Today the women of sg land want to lambast me for wrecking me or should i say chomps home by doing the dastardly diy 
.I picked up another victim for my sg harem heaven and hell who has given me loadsa witty comments on what i have been doing today!!!.
I think i should be praised...
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.I picked up another victim for my sg harem heaven and hell who has given me loadsa witty comments on what i have been doing today!!!.
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_pauly_:
Happy Birthday dude
I'm really sorry I could'nt make it up to see you and chrissy again. I hope you guys are having fun tonight though.
Lots of love to you both
I'm really sorry I could'nt make it up to see you and chrissy again. I hope you guys are having fun tonight though
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Lots of love to you both
jay_blank:
I'm a big fan of the Gossip myself.
Big fat hairy sweaty happy birthday to one of my favorite people. Hopefully you got that rusty trombone you've been waiting for. I know how much it means to you.
And why are you cleaning the house during birthday week? I thought you had a wife?
Big fat hairy sweaty happy birthday to one of my favorite people. Hopefully you got that rusty trombone you've been waiting for. I know how much it means to you.
And why are you cleaning the house during birthday week? I thought you had a wife?
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO MY UBER BEAUTIFUL SG HAREM 
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I hope you get loadsa prezzies and so good hard loving remember its that special day when the god of love shines down and grants you a blow job a face squat and the eternal holy grail ANAL SEX(hoW many pairs of shoes for this steve???).One of chomps friends has a cool prefix to her...
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.I hope you get loadsa prezzies and so good hard loving remember its that special day when the god of love shines down and grants you a blow job a face squat and the eternal holy grail ANAL SEX(hoW many pairs of shoes for this steve???).One of chomps friends has a cool prefix to her...
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lovleysitwell:
go on open if you want i hope you like the tiny present!
purplesiamese:
i've had sex on a freezer. at my parents house. hehehehehe.
Man so i got 28 fucking comments just by having a sex change scary but..... i got visions from the lord(satan)to return to my natural state a MAN a BLOKE a PERVERT(well i was that a women also but hell ya)
THE VISIONS APPEARED THROUGH THE WEEK AND IT ALL FELL INTO PLACE FIRSTY THE FRUIT BOWL SPOKE TO ME TELLING ME WHAT I HAD...
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THE VISIONS APPEARED THROUGH THE WEEK AND IT ALL FELL INTO PLACE FIRSTY THE FRUIT BOWL SPOKE TO ME TELLING ME WHAT I HAD...
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lovleysitwell:
hahhaha very funny but i dont think im going to go .
chomper:
You could have flushed the toilet before you took a bloody picture of it lol
My god its a fright to see me update so quickly but my emotions have been stirred by chomps new friend(the cock in a frock) and yourblackenedsky or rich cause its easier to write becoming Bert in a skirt.
So its time for all men to embrace their femenity or womanhood(cause i can spell that!!!!.
I wanna be a woman because!
THEY USE CREDIT CARDS...
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So its time for all men to embrace their femenity or womanhood(cause i can spell that!!!!.
I wanna be a woman because!
THEY USE CREDIT CARDS...
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ladylovelybrit:
ha ha HA!
You got tired of the pantie liners, didn't you?!! ^_^
Well I hope that you and your banana(heart) have a good weekend. ^_~
You got tired of the pantie liners, didn't you?!! ^_^
Well I hope that you and your banana(heart) have a good weekend. ^_~
bridehead:
Ooohh can you come and hooover at my house, pretty pretty Bash???
Seriously, those pics are HILARIOUS 
You always make me smile!!!!
Seriously, those pics are HILARIOUS
You always make me smile!!!!
I ripped the first part of my newbie blog from a comment i left on the awesome serialkiller,s blog it difines my thanx to you all in a funny way in which you would all expect its like a religion on here sometimes i can feel this in the love thats around.
Man feel the LOVE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE LOVE A SAY FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL THE LOVE COMING...
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Man feel the LOVE FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL THE LOVE A SAY FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLL THE LOVE COMING...
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lovleysitwell:
hey my accounts fucked up!did you lovely lady send me am essage because i wasnt able to read it it said it didnt exist!hope you are cool oh sex god!
cerephinna:
1.WHERES PAULY???
I know where he is
I know where he is
Seen the set.......no words just.....
This is my favourite.
Chomper+fur throw=