Firstly sorry for deleting my chums big t,janie,dice and the lanky twat p boy its the stoppid itchy finger when i fill in these online forms or is it more sinister!
I have carried on my jackass/dirty sanchez stopidness with disastrous results!.It start as a bit of card box throwing then one was found that was 2meters by 1 a bmw bumper box which resembled a coffin.Me in a effort to reproduce my shit eating antics and better it decided to dive on top of the box in the hope of squashing it stuntman style(remember fallguy dudes with colt sebers and that shitty theme tune!)
ALAS disaster i was airbourne flying projectile style then disappeared inside the box cracking my head on the floor only to be piled on by three blokes who kicked the fuck outta the box.
Friday afternoon i had a pretty bad headache but sunday i was diagnosed with concussion to the head at hospital whoops thats was a bad move!.
I have now recovered after spending the weekend in bed looked after by chrissy a true friend!.
Tonite wednesday i decided to get into things by getting trolleyed at the pub but day off tommorrow gives me a good excuse to have a hangover
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One of my buddies left me with a disturbing fact 65% of americans are over weight woah do yanks have special shops for fit healthy people!.
I have had a top day off goin to the manchester shopping mall the trafford centre(near old trafford home of manchester united owned by that yank that owns a big american footy team)i bought some hershays choccy which you can,t buy for love or money and a fancy ciabatta bread.I decided to try sushi seeing i,m goin to japan next year the verdict some was vlery good and some was velly bad(thats a japenese accent hee hee).The good tasted like the sweetest fishy taste prawns give yea and the bad like a bit like goin down on a smelly womans lower region
which i,ve nicknamed oyster ditch(listen to the new bloodhound gangs foxtrot song and check out the bananna in the tunnel with a tree like bush above it surreal bam magara is one sick mothafucker).
Next it was find the concert venue to see the WEEZER again.
It took a while but finally arrived headed to the bar got offered obscure amounts of money for my weezer sun visor(fuck off morans it ain,t for sale was my reply).I got quite a shock signing the online registraition form for the support band they asked for your age and i was the oldest on it sad is old age.Old age is like a greasy pole that youve jumped onto eventually after clawing to it for a while you slide down to the bottom grrrrrr!.
Weezer rocked,the crowd went mental,rivers crowd surfed sung from the top of the bar hut and looked the most animated i,ve ever seen him,the highlight was surfwax and a pogoing crowd from hell thats why my legs ache today.
Took some fotos so will put them up this bank holiday!.
Bought at gig
weezer sweatband limey green with w logo
4 t shirts
1 badge
I also aquired a picture of a young ladies thong for a exchange for a wear of my sun visor this i will keep for further use!.
This weekend my mates tim,chrissy and wendy and dave are off away so its home alone for moi come leave some comments to cheer me up or come over i,m loaded with guiness,music ,free space and chinese food!.
ps Poisonboy were the fuck have you gone dude and big t glad to have you back chum only deleted everytime i,ve used that shitty friends thingy.
Off now to load my weezer piccys,drink more guiness and watch the ring 2 on dvd see ya peeps
love bash!
off to the pub to watch a metal covers band with a neighbour now thats rock nroll! lol
I have carried on my jackass/dirty sanchez stopidness with disastrous results!.It start as a bit of card box throwing then one was found that was 2meters by 1 a bmw bumper box which resembled a coffin.Me in a effort to reproduce my shit eating antics and better it decided to dive on top of the box in the hope of squashing it stuntman style(remember fallguy dudes with colt sebers and that shitty theme tune!)
ALAS disaster i was airbourne flying projectile style then disappeared inside the box cracking my head on the floor only to be piled on by three blokes who kicked the fuck outta the box.
Friday afternoon i had a pretty bad headache but sunday i was diagnosed with concussion to the head at hospital whoops thats was a bad move!.
I have now recovered after spending the weekend in bed looked after by chrissy a true friend!.
Tonite wednesday i decided to get into things by getting trolleyed at the pub but day off tommorrow gives me a good excuse to have a hangover
.
One of my buddies left me with a disturbing fact 65% of americans are over weight woah do yanks have special shops for fit healthy people!.
I have had a top day off goin to the manchester shopping mall the trafford centre(near old trafford home of manchester united owned by that yank that owns a big american footy team)i bought some hershays choccy which you can,t buy for love or money and a fancy ciabatta bread.I decided to try sushi seeing i,m goin to japan next year the verdict some was vlery good and some was velly bad(thats a japenese accent hee hee).The good tasted like the sweetest fishy taste prawns give yea and the bad like a bit like goin down on a smelly womans lower region
which i,ve nicknamed oyster ditch(listen to the new bloodhound gangs foxtrot song and check out the bananna in the tunnel with a tree like bush above it surreal bam magara is one sick mothafucker).
Next it was find the concert venue to see the WEEZER again.
It took a while but finally arrived headed to the bar got offered obscure amounts of money for my weezer sun visor(fuck off morans it ain,t for sale was my reply).I got quite a shock signing the online registraition form for the support band they asked for your age and i was the oldest on it sad is old age.Old age is like a greasy pole that youve jumped onto eventually after clawing to it for a while you slide down to the bottom grrrrrr!.
Weezer rocked,the crowd went mental,rivers crowd surfed sung from the top of the bar hut and looked the most animated i,ve ever seen him,the highlight was surfwax and a pogoing crowd from hell thats why my legs ache today.
Took some fotos so will put them up this bank holiday!.
Bought at gig
weezer sweatband limey green with w logo
4 t shirts
1 badge
I also aquired a picture of a young ladies thong for a exchange for a wear of my sun visor this i will keep for further use!.
This weekend my mates tim,chrissy and wendy and dave are off away so its home alone for moi come leave some comments to cheer me up or come over i,m loaded with guiness,music ,free space and chinese food!.
ps Poisonboy were the fuck have you gone dude and big t glad to have you back chum only deleted everytime i,ve used that shitty friends thingy.
Off now to load my weezer piccys,drink more guiness and watch the ring 2 on dvd see ya peeps
love bash!
off to the pub to watch a metal covers band with a neighbour now thats rock nroll! lol
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xtine:
Motion City Soundtrack = MCS. duhhhhh 
rude_ruca:
Dammit! Why don't you live just up my street? I wanna come over! hehe, but not for the above mentioned reasons (giggles devilishly) hehe, you know why, luvie.....Anywho, I enjoyed reading your post, and about your antics. You are so much fun. I wish wish wish with all my might that one day you WILL live just up the street from me.....OH! the trouble we'd find ourselves in.
Who loves ya bashy, who??? 
Who loves ya bashy, who???