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Friday Aug 05, 2005

Aug 5, 2005
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Z is for Zombies piccys just added along with my hol shots.Look at my profile it fuckin scares me shitless anybody wanna be sexed up by zombiebash! i promise a dead(geddit)good f@~k.
My holiday tan has caused me to have a lotta gay comments aimed at my homophobic self.Its the crew cut hair tight trousers i wear for work orangey tan and my new gay tie but fear not mr bash has and will never dabble in the male chocalate dip pot!.
The weeks bein very long and i,ve managed to stay sober and eat well mainly stir fry and tuna(fuck me i nearly put tina which is a bit different one has fishy lips as in turner and the other one likes dolphin or so it says on the cans.
Healthy food plays havoc with your bowels and eating energy helpin nuts mainly cashews and macademas makes my shit resemble a toffee crisp(english choccy bar with nobbly bits)it like tryin to squezze out a pineapple oh painful just finkin about it.
My highlights this week have been one the ability to not be able to lift my eyes to look a customer in the face when talkin to them when they have the best shirt pototoe cleavage i,ve seen in a long time fuckin A!.
And 2 Willy wanker(no sorry thats me)Willy Wonka the film what a cracking bit of entertainment i love you Tim Burton AND Mr Depp is my favourite actor still didn,t top Sin city which is my movie of the year but you may differ!.
I have limited updating time due to my compute been on off on off due to rearranging furniture and buyin new units next week to put my media monster in so don,t be mad if your journals are bash lite at the mo.
I will leave you with a little song this week!
ompah lumpah dobardee doo i,ve got a little story for you ompah lumpah dopardee dee till next time you will see!

opaahlumpbashbarddeee dee!
VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
fireyspright:
Hey bash you willy wanker, how come I never realized that you are homophobic? Anyways, like the pics, very cool. I can't wait for corpse bride speaking of zombies and tim burton...I think that might be the best this year, but charlie and the chocolate factory was cool. Johnny depp is outta fuckin control! eeek love biggrin
Aug 7, 2005
switchsigh:
I love your fucking journal entries - reason enough to keep my SG membership up biggrin Again with the shirt potatos, eh? Double thumbs up on the Sin City vote, and I can't wait to see Willy Wonka, although I'm scared to see Johnny Depp's performance - even though he is the BEST gawddamned actor ALIVE - just because Gene Wilder was fucking genius in the role. Anyway, takes care of your self.
Aug 11, 2005

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