No update for ages which is very un bash like ,i apologise its been a hectic week for the bash boy!.
First up sad to see Richard Whiteley die from countdown ,i loved watchin this at work and quite liked the guy but thats life here today gone tommorow.
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I hooked up with a friend who works with down syndrome and autistic people this week and my stories pale into nothin when she told me the following stories.
First off she took ten of them to flamingo land a kinda of theme park come zoo,they all had a crazy time and at 5 oclock when it was time to go they had a head count,most of them were wet from the log flume but the last one back was soaked so she asked god the log flume must have been a wet one to the said lad i said yes..
When they arrived back at the center they got a phone call from the lads mum who explained i know why hes wet through and explained how opening his bedroom door to find a penguin hopping round the bedroom!.The fucker had swam across to penguin island popped one of the critters in his rucksack swam back and brung him home,lucky it went into shock spent a couple of hours in the bath and was collected by the zoo with no harm been done to the bird!.
Chrissy my best friend also works in care but brings work home like tryin to was the bashs hair when in the bath..i scream get off im not fuckin retarded chris!
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I,m thankful for all your comments and have educated swithy and big t with my shirt potatoes word play we in England have some strange words for the female chest heres my favorites
1.wombas
2.papa smurfs
3.shirt potatoes
4.zeppelins
5.nippled mountains of pleasure
6.pearl necklace holders!
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Wots got bash hot this week includes my me first and the gimme gimmes tickets wanted to see fat mikes band for ions!.
Holiday to crete greece 4 days away! .
Sinope a ginger minged suicidegirl goodess from above!
My new stop the pigeon (dick dastardly muttley)ringtone rocks!.
Work enjoying it for a change,especially my elvis impersanation for the lads pics to follow .
Chrissy the warmness of my soul
(is the bash man in love?).
My bud pboy who always makes me laff, gotta stop talkin like puff daddy thou your more like vanilla ice
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Wot sucked
The weather changin to rain.
My lights blowin up in the bathroom(fuck me its hard to hit the pot normally but in the dark piss stains on the floor galore!.
My wallet fallin to bits!
Losin at pool in my first match grrrrrrr
Gotta go to work know i will definately update before my hols with some piccys and wot not to care people and remember it takes two to tango but make sure you can dance!.
Bash has left the building!
First up sad to see Richard Whiteley die from countdown ,i loved watchin this at work and quite liked the guy but thats life here today gone tommorow.
.
I hooked up with a friend who works with down syndrome and autistic people this week and my stories pale into nothin when she told me the following stories.
First off she took ten of them to flamingo land a kinda of theme park come zoo,they all had a crazy time and at 5 oclock when it was time to go they had a head count,most of them were wet from the log flume but the last one back was soaked so she asked god the log flume must have been a wet one to the said lad i said yes..
When they arrived back at the center they got a phone call from the lads mum who explained i know why hes wet through and explained how opening his bedroom door to find a penguin hopping round the bedroom!.The fucker had swam across to penguin island popped one of the critters in his rucksack swam back and brung him home,lucky it went into shock spent a couple of hours in the bath and was collected by the zoo with no harm been done to the bird!.
Chrissy my best friend also works in care but brings work home like tryin to was the bashs hair when in the bath..i scream get off im not fuckin retarded chris!
.
I,m thankful for all your comments and have educated swithy and big t with my shirt potatoes word play we in England have some strange words for the female chest heres my favorites
1.wombas
2.papa smurfs
3.shirt potatoes
4.zeppelins
5.nippled mountains of pleasure
6.pearl necklace holders!
.
Wots got bash hot this week includes my me first and the gimme gimmes tickets wanted to see fat mikes band for ions!.
Holiday to crete greece 4 days away!
.
Sinope a ginger minged suicidegirl goodess from above!
My new stop the pigeon (dick dastardly muttley)ringtone rocks!.
Work enjoying it for a change,especially my elvis impersanation for the lads pics to follow
.
Chrissy the warmness of my soul
(is the bash man in love?).
My bud pboy who always makes me laff, gotta stop talkin like puff daddy thou your more like vanilla ice
.
Wot sucked
The weather changin to rain.
My lights blowin up in the bathroom(fuck me its hard to hit the pot normally but in the dark piss stains on the floor galore!.
My wallet fallin to bits!
Losin at pool in my first match grrrrrrr
Gotta go to work know i will definately update before my hols with some piccys and wot not to care people and remember it takes two to tango but make sure you can dance!.
Bash has left the building!
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"Sir, please put that away or I'll have one of the Black Bears attack you!"
BUt little do they know me and the BLack Bears are down. I'll give a winky to them and my hommies on the wilderness will throw DOWN on that uppity zoo park bitch and shit will be poppin'.
Vanilla ICe!!!!!?????????
I think that's the nicest thing my boy has ever said to me... I used to get stoned as hell and watch Cool As Ice with my friends over and over and over in college.
all right, yo, read my journal cuz it's some fuct up shit... still no news on my Vicky's girl crush...