Yikes i havn,t updated since the weekend i,ve been busy savin dogs from sewage pipes,rescuing kids from upside down dingys and adjusting pamela andersons bikini 
.I need more fake tan , a decent record producer and a decent german audience to buy my shit albums(ps see mr hasselhoff profile ).
I ,ve had a hectic week the countdown to my hols has begun,its been glorious weather all week but its also wear fuck all weather and get bash steamed up weather.
Tuesday went to the new battle cruieser(london slang for pub,like apple n pears is stairs,dog n bone is phone !).
Its a little bar good pool table excellent blonde works behind the bar with enormous shirt potatoes .
Wednesday chilled after woek in the summer house and listened to the new Transplants album which is summer punk rock hip hop perfection.
I must comment on the subject of love the journal.
My american girlfriends seem to run into guys with the inability to be sensitive,romantic and funny and courteous,firey,ruca,alka all have suffered so you american men get some fucking romantic backbones and save my harem or i must have to immigrate then god help america!.
If you want to give advise to my buddy poisonboy gurls please do because he needs a womans point of veiw in what to do!.
Must say sad
for my top chick less than three hope things work at for the best bash is thinkin about you babe!.
Must have a list gotta be bored!
1.WHATS ON YOUR DEATHDECK AT THE MO! 3 ALBUMS?
The transplants-haunted cities(woah)
Weezer-Pinkerton(old skool geek)
Blondie-best of(ace summer music i had my first wank over debbie harry!).
2.WHAT COLOUR PANTIES GROT HOLDER ARE YOU WEARING?
Mine are blue but cripple my pubes by pullin on em,hers a tip for underwear throw them at the wall if they don,t stick put em on!.
3.WHICH FAMOUS 80,S TV ICON SHOULD APPEAR NEXT IN MY PROFILE SHOT?
The winner will get a special bash present!
4.WHAT DO GIRLS WANT FROM A FIRST DATE?
This for research for a buddy!
5.WHATS YOUR PET NAME FOR A PENIS?NAME THREE!
SWORD OF DOBBER!
TOWEL HOOK
ONE EYED JAPENESE SPITTING MONSTER SNAKE!
GOTTA GO ITS MY TURN TO MAN THE BEACH TOWER!
BASHELLHOFF OUT!
.I need more fake tan , a decent record producer and a decent german audience to buy my shit albums(ps see mr hasselhoff profile ).
I ,ve had a hectic week the countdown to my hols has begun,its been glorious weather all week but its also wear fuck all weather and get bash steamed up weather.
Tuesday went to the new battle cruieser(london slang for pub,like apple n pears is stairs,dog n bone is phone !).
Its a little bar good pool table excellent blonde works behind the bar with enormous shirt potatoes
.
Wednesday chilled after woek in the summer house and listened to the new Transplants album which is summer punk rock hip hop perfection.
I must comment on the subject of love the journal.
My american girlfriends seem to run into guys with the inability to be sensitive,romantic and funny and courteous,firey,ruca,alka all have suffered so you american men get some fucking romantic backbones and save my harem or i must have to immigrate then god help america!.
If you want to give advise to my buddy poisonboy gurls please do because he needs a womans point of veiw in what to do!.
Must say sad
for my top chick less than three hope things work at for the best bash is thinkin about you babe!.
Must have a list gotta be bored!
1.WHATS ON YOUR DEATHDECK AT THE MO! 3 ALBUMS?
The transplants-haunted cities(woah)
Weezer-Pinkerton(old skool geek)
Blondie-best of(ace summer music i had my first wank over debbie harry!).
2.WHAT COLOUR PANTIES GROT HOLDER ARE YOU WEARING?
Mine are blue but cripple my pubes by pullin on em,hers a tip for underwear throw them at the wall if they don,t stick put em on!.
3.WHICH FAMOUS 80,S TV ICON SHOULD APPEAR NEXT IN MY PROFILE SHOT?
The winner will get a special bash present!
4.WHAT DO GIRLS WANT FROM A FIRST DATE?
This for research for a buddy!
5.WHATS YOUR PET NAME FOR A PENIS?NAME THREE!
SWORD OF DOBBER!
TOWEL HOOK
ONE EYED JAPENESE SPITTING MONSTER SNAKE!
GOTTA GO ITS MY TURN TO MAN THE BEACH TOWER!
BASHELLHOFF OUT!
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1.WHATS ON YOUR DEATHDECK AT THE MO! 3 ALBUMS?
Flogging Molly
Evanescence
Rent
2.WHAT COLOUR PANTIES GROT HOLDER ARE YOU WEARING?
lavendar
3.WHICH FAMOUS 80,S TV ICON SHOULD APPEAR NEXT IN MY PROFILE SHOT?
Tony Danza
4.WHAT DO GIRLS WANT FROM A FIRST DATE?
Depends on what we're looking for. If I really like the guy and want to make it a more serious relationship then I want to see that he pays attention to what I'm talking about, that he is laid back and doesn't take himself to seriously, and that he treats the waiter with respect and kindness (that includes leaving a big tip!). If I'm just looking for a wild time and maybe to score, I want a spontaneous, confident, charismatic man who's going to make the first move.
5.WHATS YOUR PET NAME FOR A PENIS?NAME THREE!
Blue Jean potato! (No, just kidding, that one doesn't count)
One-eyed willy
Cock (okay, I'm not real subtle)
Wobbly bits (although this technically describes the penis and the testis)