bashster

DE DE DA DE DA DE DA DE DA DEE..DA DEE DE DA DA DER.DE DER.....fuckin muppet theme tunes stuck in my noggin(head yank translation!).Its update time the comic bash as left the building the new profile shot is either of the following
1.Being suprised that my piccys bein taken
2.Rigor mortis after loosing my bubblegum!
3.The new blow up doll bash with three real life holes .
Your answers on a postcard please!.
Well well lifes swell!,its bein a manic week and on the end of it is a manic weekend.Bash as had a sonically and visually challenging week and end!.
1st at least you yanks don,t have to suffer big brother wot a load of z list fuckwits wont be watchin this.Instead watched the Crue on TRL and guess wot he lives he lives Mick Mars that is lookin like a extra from a zombie flick!yikes .
Two weeks to the crue gig hope he makes it till then!.
I,m off to the Rock of ages tonite to rock to 80,s metal hee hee i,m retro spastic tastic!.
Then its Sin city tommorow and poisonboy creeps in the vid shop Monday so i,ll let you know if its much cop!.
Must urge all snotboogies to buy AVENGED SEVENFOLDS CITY OF EVIL LP its the best metal lp since master of puppets these guys are gonna be huge g,nr style check em out if you like thunderous metal screaming guitar solos and 7 minutes songs ,fuck me they give me a hard on!.
Talking on which just watched monster cocks on dvd fuckin ell it makes me feel a bit errr little in the trouser department but i guess i will have to make do with 8 inch! .
Anyway must dash i,m off shopping for some new pumps and if you wanna check out a rad online shop check out attitudeclothing.co.uk they ship to yankland too!

I,m off to deflate foa a while whcih holes of blow up bash do you wanna fill then!
Fuck yer all Bash!