DE DE DA DE DA DE DA DE DA DEE..DA DEE DE DA DA DER.DE DER.....fuckin muppet theme tunes stuck in my noggin(head yank translation!).Its update time the comic bash as left the building the new profile shot is either of the following
1.Being suprised that my piccys bein taken
2.Rigor mortis after loosing my bubblegum!
3.The new blow up doll bash with three real life holes
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Your answers on a postcard please!.
Well well lifes swell!,its bein a manic week and on the end of it is a manic weekend.Bash as had a sonically and visually challenging week and end!.
1st at least you yanks don,t have to suffer big brother wot a load of z list fuckwits wont be watchin this.Instead watched the Crue on TRL and guess wot he lives he lives Mick Mars that is lookin like a extra from a zombie flick!yikes
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Two weeks to the crue gig hope he makes it till then!.
I,m off to the Rock of ages tonite to rock to 80,s metal hee hee i,m retro spastic tastic!.
Then its Sin city tommorow and poisonboy creeps in the vid shop Monday so i,ll let you know if its much cop!.
Must urge all snotboogies to buy AVENGED SEVENFOLDS CITY OF EVIL LP its the best metal lp since master of puppets these guys are gonna be huge g,nr style check em out if you like thunderous metal screaming guitar solos and 7 minutes songs ,fuck me they give me a hard on!.
Talking on which just watched monster cocks on dvd fuckin ell it makes me feel a bit errr little in the trouser department but i guess i will have to make do with 8 inch! .
Anyway must dash i,m off shopping for some new pumps and if you wanna check out a rad online shop check out attitudeclothing.co.uk they ship to yankland too!
I,m off to deflate foa a while whcih holes of blow up bash do you wanna fill then! 
Fuck yer all Bash!
1.Being suprised that my piccys bein taken
2.Rigor mortis after loosing my bubblegum!
3.The new blow up doll bash with three real life holes
.
Your answers on a postcard please!.
Well well lifes swell!,its bein a manic week and on the end of it is a manic weekend.Bash as had a sonically and visually challenging week and end!.
1st at least you yanks don,t have to suffer big brother wot a load of z list fuckwits wont be watchin this.Instead watched the Crue on TRL and guess wot he lives he lives Mick Mars that is lookin like a extra from a zombie flick!yikes
.
Two weeks to the crue gig hope he makes it till then!.
I,m off to the Rock of ages tonite to rock to 80,s metal hee hee i,m retro spastic tastic!.
Then its Sin city tommorow and poisonboy creeps in the vid shop Monday so i,ll let you know if its much cop!.
Must urge all snotboogies to buy AVENGED SEVENFOLDS CITY OF EVIL LP its the best metal lp since master of puppets these guys are gonna be huge g,nr style check em out if you like thunderous metal screaming guitar solos and 7 minutes songs ,fuck me they give me a hard on!.
Talking on which just watched monster cocks on dvd fuckin ell it makes me feel a bit errr little in the trouser department but i guess i will have to make do with 8 inch!
.
Anyway must dash i,m off shopping for some new pumps and if you wanna check out a rad online shop check out attitudeclothing.co.uk they ship to yankland too!
I,m off to deflate foa a while whcih holes of blow up bash do you wanna fill then!
Fuck yer all Bash!
I'm off to work for an 8 hour shift...
watch out for those monster cocks...
I'm hitting up Amsterdam and Berlin this Summer, yo!!!!!!
I'll be a fuckin' death metal yank in the continent of sin and I'll be staring in a porno taking place in the Netherland of that same title...
Spice it up, mofo!
Spice it UP!!!!!!!!!
We'll totally catch a pint when I hit London!
but you should travel to Amsterdam and smoke opium and fuck hookahs with me... you should take a train... one of those magical trains that runs over water and flies over people...
have you heard the Red Chord's CD yet???
It will ruffle your pants and wipe that Boris Karloff smile off yer damn face!!!
Enjoy Sin City... it is truly some unique shit and that movie zinged my ass all the way through its 2 hours... it came out stateside back in March... and hopefully the girl yer seein' it with will be turned on enough by Bruce Willis and Clive Owen to rape you directly in the theater, like a German Shephered mounting a black lab...
you da meat!