Finally i a chance to update after sg,s poor server problems i have been suffering.How are all my infidels and all you chicks in my journal friends harem!.
Britain is being swamped in a star wars frenzy with everything star wars for sale in the shops from helmets that Darth your voice(don,t go over to the dark side bash!)to joda false ears.What next light saber condoms which are supposed to make you feel the force,how about chewbacca hairstyles.
Personally its a bit much see my quezzies to voice your whatevers!(fuck me when you type ever get stuck for a word?).
So Bo is in the finale of yank idol after in sang his ass off this week,mark my words this guy will be huge so next week vote off the cuteee swweeettie country singer for the sake of rock.
VOTE BO AMERICA!.
I decided Wednesday i probably should start to grow up a bit i spend to much time doing the following!
1.Looking at my shits to see how big they are!
2.Devil horning old people in their cars!
3.Leering at chicks from the safety of my tinted office window,gonna get caught wanking off behind this one day!.
4.Mooning my staff at work (gotta improve boss worker relations!.
5.Stopping fart competions in the bath!,i love the one thats like a depth charge,push hard veerrwooosh plomb go the ass noise!.
6.Watching the simpsons!.
7.Chasing chicks that i could have nearly fathered!.
8.Buying toys for my nephew as a excuse to own them myself.
9.Independance!
10.At the supermarket attempting to use anything shaped like cock as a cock examples cucumber,sausages,french breadstick!,banana.sad bash huh!
So question time then i now you love these!
1.Who do you hate in star wars?.
Me its gotta be c3po a annoying tin can on legs who i would fuck with a enormous angle grinder before HES melted into a nice brass plate!.
2.What was your favorite toy?
Mine was a evil kenevil stunt bike fuckin rad!
3.Favorite suicidegirl at the mo?
Gotta be Palo errr! the daddy i say!
4.What part of your body do you hate?
My double chins comin on nice grrr!
5.Favorite evil person from history that your kinda fond of in a sick way?
SADDAM HUSSIAN HAVE YOU SEEN THEM UNDIES FUCKIN ELL!.OR THE KLU KLUX KLAN their costumes rock thats all im not racist i,ve a black son somewhere
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6.Romance or SEX!
Romance theres nowt like seeing a girls eyes light up when you do something outta the ordinary for a bloke!
There you go that will keep you busy.Im off to watch the fotball,holla your bookmarks check the psw piccys on the site and listen to Audioslave while chillin in the summerhouse.
Remember do,nt try these as a chat up lines.
Bash- How do you like your eggs in the morning!
Girl-Don,t know!
Bash-Fried or fertilized!
Bash-THATS A NICE DRESS!
Girl-Thank you!
Bash-It would look nice on my bedroom floor!
Sad eh no wonder i,m single anyway send messages of love my journal harem cheer the old bash meister up a little!
IM YOUR FATHER LUKE!
BASH
Britain is being swamped in a star wars frenzy with everything star wars for sale in the shops from helmets that Darth your voice(don,t go over to the dark side bash!)to joda false ears.What next light saber condoms which are supposed to make you feel the force,how about chewbacca hairstyles.
Personally its a bit much see my quezzies to voice your whatevers!(fuck me when you type ever get stuck for a word?).
So Bo is in the finale of yank idol after in sang his ass off this week,mark my words this guy will be huge so next week vote off the cuteee swweeettie country singer for the sake of rock.
VOTE BO AMERICA!.
I decided Wednesday i probably should start to grow up a bit i spend to much time doing the following!
1.Looking at my shits to see how big they are!
2.Devil horning old people in their cars!
3.Leering at chicks from the safety of my tinted office window,gonna get caught wanking off behind this one day!.
4.Mooning my staff at work (gotta improve boss worker relations!.
5.Stopping fart competions in the bath!,i love the one thats like a depth charge,push hard veerrwooosh plomb go the ass noise!.
6.Watching the simpsons!.
7.Chasing chicks that i could have nearly fathered!.
8.Buying toys for my nephew as a excuse to own them myself.
9.Independance!
10.At the supermarket attempting to use anything shaped like cock as a cock examples cucumber,sausages,french breadstick!,banana.sad bash huh!
So question time then i now you love these!
1.Who do you hate in star wars?.
Me its gotta be c3po a annoying tin can on legs who i would fuck with a enormous angle grinder before HES melted into a nice brass plate!.
2.What was your favorite toy?
Mine was a evil kenevil stunt bike fuckin rad!
3.Favorite suicidegirl at the mo?
Gotta be Palo errr! the daddy i say!
4.What part of your body do you hate?
My double chins comin on nice grrr!
5.Favorite evil person from history that your kinda fond of in a sick way?
SADDAM HUSSIAN HAVE YOU SEEN THEM UNDIES FUCKIN ELL!.OR THE KLU KLUX KLAN their costumes rock thats all im not racist i,ve a black son somewhere
.
6.Romance or SEX!
Romance theres nowt like seeing a girls eyes light up when you do something outta the ordinary for a bloke!
There you go that will keep you busy.Im off to watch the fotball,holla your bookmarks check the psw piccys on the site and listen to Audioslave while chillin in the summerhouse.
Remember do,nt try these as a chat up lines.
Bash- How do you like your eggs in the morning!
Girl-Don,t know!
Bash-Fried or fertilized!
Bash-THATS A NICE DRESS!
Girl-Thank you!
Bash-It would look nice on my bedroom floor!
Sad eh no wonder i,m single anyway send messages of love my journal harem cheer the old bash meister up a little!
IM YOUR FATHER LUKE!
BASH
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1. Chewey. He's got a great heart, but my GAWD that moaning gets to be a bit much.
2. Probably my Transformer figurines or my rocking horse, Duke.
3. Eva. My god she's got a classic timeless beauty to her. Excited to see her with a new set today.
4. My tum tum.
5. Freddy Krueger
6. At the mo? Romance. My knee hurts too much to be freakin it up!!!