bashster

My A to Z journal!.
A apple bottoms are awesome Miss R rules
B Birthday birthday greets to THE PIXIE FIERY
C Crazy 88,s my kill bill fetish!(watched again 9times now)
D Dog Bruno losing hair quicker than me
E Eaten to much junk food this week
F Friction burns lol!
G Gurning silly faces at work pulling!
H Hairy shoulder has my forehead slipped onto my shoulder!
I Ian lambert my crazy parts guy at work mental red spiky hair!.
J Jackass watched with cringeworthy glee this week!
K Kate and chris engagement garden party rock in the field!
L Lesbian confessions 7 aquired on Dvd.
M Make up good for covering zits i found this week
N Naked drunk shots to be posted sooon!
O Oily head marks on my window how come!
P Pain in the arse labour back in power fuck tony blair
Q Fat bottomed girls song by Queen where life is!
R Ratt dodgy hair band from the 80,s listening to these last nite weird!
S Sin city whens it out in Blighty!
T Tash suicidegirl fuckin hotter than bashs chat up lines woah i would drag my balls over 5 miles of broken glass to bed Tash!.
U Ugly kids wot were their parents thinking!
V Vip tickets to Motley Crues launch party in London,i will explain my good fortune next journal!
W WEEZER Glasgow here i come get ready Scotland!
X X rated journals gotta be careful
Y Yanks love em!
Z Zzzzzzzzz! need em big style sleep city this weekend!

Cheers guys n gurls
BASH THE ALPHABET BISH!