BIG UP THE NEW WORKSHOP CONTROLLER FOR RINGWAYS FORD LEEDS ACCIDENT REPAIR CENTRE!.
MOI yes i gotta leg up the ladder i,m fuckin stoked the man with power i feel like Ming the Merciless,Dick Dastardly,Hitler rolled into one.
Tell you the truth ive worked with the guys on shop floor for 10 years so they have some respect for me and me for them.I might have to stop mooning the miserable Adrian who says hes seen my nads more than his own.Wrestling Den and leering after anything female comin into the workshop
.Yes a nutter and unhinged asshole can make it to the top don,t give up your dreams kiddies.
Im off to celebrate with a few jars of guiness and its the pool match!wooopeeee!.
Someone has admitted havin a crush on me to the boss,she works down at the main showrooms on accounts and thinks am pleasent sweet and cute.Shes a big girl about size22 but thats how i like it summat to grab hold of.I don,t think she will think me cute after i have had my wicked way with her! .
WHY LIST TODAY ANSWER THESE FOR ME!
1.Why do you always stare at someone with a facial disfigurement like this woman with a tash today?
2.Why is it that i feel lika a english stiffler outta American pie?
3.Why do they say it never rains it pours(wat about spitting or drizzle thats not exactly pouring)explain!
4.Why cant i find a opposite to opposite?
5.Why do they say put your best foot forward they both look the fuckin same to me is one hunkier than the other more toned explain!
6.Why in a interior light shop do you have the urge to put the basket weaved lampshade on your head and pretend to be chinese?
7.Why did i ask for a venirial(fanny sorry about the spelling)slice instead of a vanilla slice at the bakershop?
8.Why have i cooked four burgers and only have one bun?
9.Why dont i get any friend requests am i insane or old
10.Why do always have question lists of 5 or ten?
Must go just remember write some replies and journals or i will kick your ares into next week then i,ll sack you!
see ya BOSS THE BISH!
MOI yes i gotta leg up the ladder i,m fuckin stoked the man with power i feel like Ming the Merciless,Dick Dastardly,Hitler rolled into one.
Tell you the truth ive worked with the guys on shop floor for 10 years so they have some respect for me and me for them.I might have to stop mooning the miserable Adrian who says hes seen my nads more than his own.Wrestling Den and leering after anything female comin into the workshop
.Yes a nutter and unhinged asshole can make it to the top don,t give up your dreams kiddies.
Im off to celebrate with a few jars of guiness and its the pool match!wooopeeee!.
Someone has admitted havin a crush on me to the boss,she works down at the main showrooms on accounts and thinks am pleasent sweet and cute.Shes a big girl about size22 but thats how i like it summat to grab hold of.I don,t think she will think me cute after i have had my wicked way with her!
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WHY LIST TODAY ANSWER THESE FOR ME!
1.Why do you always stare at someone with a facial disfigurement like this woman with a tash today?
2.Why is it that i feel lika a english stiffler outta American pie?
3.Why do they say it never rains it pours(wat about spitting or drizzle thats not exactly pouring)explain!
4.Why cant i find a opposite to opposite?
5.Why do they say put your best foot forward they both look the fuckin same to me is one hunkier than the other more toned explain!
6.Why in a interior light shop do you have the urge to put the basket weaved lampshade on your head and pretend to be chinese?
7.Why did i ask for a venirial(fanny sorry about the spelling)slice instead of a vanilla slice at the bakershop?
8.Why have i cooked four burgers and only have one bun?
9.Why dont i get any friend requests am i insane or old
10.Why do always have question lists of 5 or ten?
Must go just remember write some replies and journals or i will kick your ares into next week then i,ll sack you!
see ya BOSS THE BISH!
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to answer your questions...
1.Because they wake you up from your regular sleepwalking haze
2. Because I'm sure you are my dear.
3.they say "when it rains it pours" meaning, when things are shitty they always get shittier. i hate this statemet.
4.beg you pardon!?
5. I dont know! I dont make up these sill litte things!!!
6.You must be crazy. I like to take pictures in lamp shops.
7.i really dont know you strange man.
8. It's called a 4x4 and its delicious.
9. I never get friends requests
10.I prefer 7
Your girls are pretty hot! The UK is where I'd like to move.. so I can drool over all your accents!
xo
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