Its Sunday 8am i,m up with the birds or as us brits say up with the larks!.The weather makes me feel musical(bursts into song)The sun has got his hat on hip hip hip horay the sun as got his hat on and bash is out to play!.(can you hear them glorious vocals!).
Well Wednesday was my last update sorry about my drunken quezzies and thanks for your answers
.Thursday and Friday went by non eventful apart from been caught lusting at a pretty rental car chick who has long blonde hair and 38dd funbags,you know i,m a sucker for boobies.I got caught oggling out of the window like a school kid peering over a wall the boss grassed me up and she stared straight at me and waved, god i nearly had a semi h on and was on heat for the rest of the day shucks a standing cock has no morals!.
SATURDAY
Cleaned my car in the mornin she is back to full health and is the only girl in my life fulltime at the moment!.Set my mad brain thinkin cleaning your car is like makin love to a beautiful woman.Firstly you caress the bodywork working your hands over the curves work up a sweat,then you open her up slip your nozzle into all the crevices waggle it around a bit and it comes out all shiney and then you wipe it down!.
I,m feelin fuckin nuts this morning i apologize!.
SATURDAY AFTERNOON
Went and bought a new Lowlife belt and t shirt the belt rocks its super cool(i will photogragh shortly!.
Downloaded some of the Nine Inch Nails new lp its fuckin fab the likes of Interpol might as well fuckin split cause this is the shit!.
Well gonna leave you with a good bad list,im listergaga man!.
1ST BAD
1.Evil receptionist Michelle at work,shes got permanent pmt!.
2.Lovely smellin shompoo but no fuckin hair!
3.Coldplay fuckin miserable boring cunts you Yanks can have em!.
4.Fierys big stomach the more you look at that profile the more it sticks out(only joking MISS F).
5.Another Fiery comment not havin sexual manoveres(arr grammer fuckit)with a ginger babe shucks!
6.A spelling and grammer mistake in RUCA,S comments,but i will forgive you my pantheress!
7.No sex for two weeks!
THE GOOD
1.Nine Inch Nails
2.My gorgeous car(all fixed and clean)
3.The sexually arranged fruits lookin ripe today!
4.My rockin new belt!
5.Hacked I teens website porntastic vids galore!
6.Corsets!
7.Summers comin and shes lookin good wot a top sg set,also Scarlet that LITHUIM PICNICS GOTTA REAL JOB!.
8.Writing this naked .
9.Rental car babes tits owwwwwww!
10.You lot my homies hope you have had a top weekend thanx for all your comments!.
OFF TO GET DRESSED SEE YA BASH THE NUDIST BISH!
PS PICCY DAY MONDAY
Well Wednesday was my last update sorry about my drunken quezzies and thanks for your answers
.Thursday and Friday went by non eventful apart from been caught lusting at a pretty rental car chick who has long blonde hair and 38dd funbags,you know i,m a sucker for boobies.I got caught oggling out of the window like a school kid peering over a wall the boss grassed me up and she stared straight at me and waved, god i nearly had a semi h on and was on heat for the rest of the day shucks a standing cock has no morals!.
SATURDAY
Cleaned my car in the mornin she is back to full health and is the only girl in my life fulltime at the moment!.Set my mad brain thinkin cleaning your car is like makin love to a beautiful woman.Firstly you caress the bodywork working your hands over the curves work up a sweat,then you open her up slip your nozzle into all the crevices waggle it around a bit and it comes out all shiney and then you wipe it down!.
I,m feelin fuckin nuts this morning i apologize!.
SATURDAY AFTERNOON
Went and bought a new Lowlife belt and t shirt the belt rocks its super cool(i will photogragh shortly!.
Downloaded some of the Nine Inch Nails new lp its fuckin fab the likes of Interpol might as well fuckin split cause this is the shit!.
Well gonna leave you with a good bad list,im listergaga man!.
1ST BAD
1.Evil receptionist Michelle at work,shes got permanent pmt!.
2.Lovely smellin shompoo but no fuckin hair!
3.Coldplay fuckin miserable boring cunts you Yanks can have em!.
4.Fierys big stomach the more you look at that profile the more it sticks out(only joking MISS F).
5.Another Fiery comment not havin sexual manoveres(arr grammer fuckit)with a ginger babe shucks!
6.A spelling and grammer mistake in RUCA,S comments,but i will forgive you my pantheress!
7.No sex for two weeks!
THE GOOD
1.Nine Inch Nails
2.My gorgeous car(all fixed and clean)
3.The sexually arranged fruits lookin ripe today!
4.My rockin new belt!
5.Hacked I teens website porntastic vids galore!
6.Corsets!
7.Summers comin and shes lookin good wot a top sg set,also Scarlet that LITHUIM PICNICS GOTTA REAL JOB!.
8.Writing this naked
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9.Rental car babes tits owwwwwww!
10.You lot my homies hope you have had a top weekend thanx for all your comments!.
OFF TO GET DRESSED SEE YA BASH THE NUDIST BISH!
PS PICCY DAY MONDAY
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fidelius:
Hi back 
dice666:
Blimin' ekk you're a horny bugger!! Must be the weather, a bit of heat and guys turn into rampant sexaholics!! Not that I'm not or anything!! 