bashster

wooooahhhh!i,m back infull hapinesss mode or am i drunk as skunk(yes to both).My cars fixed iv,e had a top night out with(check out names), incredible dave,ed vard,paulio,chaz,the deadman and nuffski weve being shooting pool and drinking quite heavily for a wednesday .
I have some quezzies for ya!
Why a German pope?
What do you do with a Avocado?
Why do women like flowers?
Whats a healthy wank rate for the week?
How come everybodys got the flu except me?
Are underpants boring i have a urge to go commando(without any)?
Is it time for bed yet?
What noise do you make when you pretend to be a ghost?
Why do you have twin jets of pee after sex?
How do you stop the door slamming on your aol?
Why do women know when you lie?

Thanks gurls and guys for cheering me up,a big shout to rockdolly,fiery(pixie!),porty(spice) and ruca the minx!.
Check out Scarlett shes wowwza!
Off to watch the twin jets(ahem substitute right hand sex) of piss and crash ahoy the hangover from hell

over and out bash!