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Wednesday Apr 06, 2005

Apr 6, 2005
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err im quite intoxicated i apologize just got back from the pool hall from the league tornament which i have reached the last eight!wooaah(wot a big ed).Hope you are all well and answer me these things prayin on my pissed up mind
1.What does the pope smell of havin been dead a few days zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz flies and shit probably!.
2.How come the suicidegirls this week have been so fabbo!
3.wheres my keys?
4.why do you talk bollocks when drunk!
5.Do you think M jackson will run off to the island marlon brando gave him to escape justice ?
6.Does anybody have any smoothie drink recipes?
7.whys my balls bigger after a day of treadmilling runnin
8.why are my buddie on here so nice(followed by a i love you pissed up shout!

Must go hangover city in the mornin love you all BASH SLIGHTLY DRUNK! puke skull
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janie__:
1. Your probably right on that
2. The SGs have been great.. probably 'cause they all have awesome boobies smile
3. Keys are in your gym pants
4. um.. not sure what 'bollocks' are!
5. Nah. MG likes the humilation
6. This smoothie reciepe rocks and is TOTALLY healthy:
1 banana
1 cup frozen berries
2 cup apple OR orange juice
1-2 tablespoons ground flax seeds
Any other fresh fruit in season, cut into small pieces!

7. Maybe 'cause your retaining water? haha

smile xo
T
Apr 7, 2005
fireyspright:
1. I doubt he smells like much but maybe formaldehyde...
2. SG are usually pretty good, but I bet they want to increase the sexual atmosphere, being spring and all.
3. someone took your keys you drunk!
4. I don't know what bullocks are either
5. Thats not an island, it IS marlon brando, and eventually he will rot into the sea, so MJ won't have much choice.... ARRR!!!
6. Smoothies? I recommend Ice cream, strawberiies, and wheat grass.
7. your not a eunuch? biggrin
8. Oh sure, we're nice when we're not writing poetry, eh? whatever

Later Bash the drunken bish, drink some jasmine tea, always helps my hangovers!!! kiss surreal kiss
Apr 7, 2005

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