bashster

Its me and spongebob! sb,s cool but a bit wet someties!.

Woah the holidays flown but boredoms setting in!.I have taken some new photos for you gurlees so get out the smellin salts when you faint! .I have retired spiderman superhero work takes it out of you big style!.So welcome the devilbash profile shot!hope you like!.
I was wondering wot my dogs journal for yesterday would be like if he,d wrote it so here goes!

Woke up to the master entering the room this mornin,straight on his computer lazy bastard i wanna piss!.Finally he makes a coffee 1st beg of the day then.Got the coffee out to do the bizzo then back in to lick my balls and chew a few bones,keep the master amused with a bit of rough and tumble more sleep,a beg at tea time,more sleep and then the guiness the tight bastard only gave me half a pint but gotta admit i can shit through the eye of a needle woaaaahh smell that,the master isn,t pleased!night all off to dream about some little poodle minx woof woof!.

A dogs life is easy!

Anyway its fixit day the cars ill
off to see my mechanic dad (owns his garage!)
Gotta fix the bro in laws pc its low on virtual memory just like me .
Loves this weekend include some nice journy comments,less than zeros truck!it rocks.Poems are cool(fiery and porty).Asphy gettin a new chick cant wait for the piccys and the gorgeous theodoras back from the city .Bo Bice smouldered on yank idol,but the girl that sung alone by heart is a stunner she will be mine oh yes(copyright waynes world).
Nearly done but the two things im really looking forward to are
WRESTLEMANIA 21 GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRR! GO THE CHAINGANG!

WEEZER-Beverley hills rocks old weezer style,cant wait for the new album!.

Must dash its still rainin three days solid now!.Might do some devil nudes for a laugh wat do yer think!

BE COOL ! MARK