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Wednesday Mar 23, 2005

Mar 23, 2005
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THURSDAY MORNING! FUCKIN EARLY!
Hi there peeps Uncle Bash is back to full fitness no more dribbly nose cough,headache and i slept like a stone in a still pond last night.I,ve been a busy chap this week playin pool,writin my album review,workin frown .I have learned some interesting things this week which include interior design in porno films,the art of furry burger munchin in great detail,and revenge is a dish served cold!.
The revenge bit comes from a comment about my beatiful ford puma not havin a chance gettin through its test mot.The fatefull day arrived yesterday mine passed yipee and my bragging mates failed tut tut tut biggrin .I think a good chinese sayin springs to mind 'IF YOU STAND ON THE FAST FLOWING RIVER BANK YOU WILL SEE THE BODY OF YOUR ENEMY FLOAT ON BY!'.

Work should be interesting MR BURNS (THE FLOATING GHOST FACED HEAD HOONCH )is comin,so i expect weeelll smitherrrrs! saying today the guy has some classics!.
Do ducks fart in long grass!
Are you pissing on my feet and telling me its raining!
and my fave
GET TO WORK -I want to see your arms flapping like bees wings!.
Truly a nutter who should retire!.
Anyway the suns out time for the daily grind here ends my sayin induced entry i,ll leave you with a other please post yours dont here many american sayings!

every dog has its day(wot the fuck does that mean!)

DING DANG DO BASH!
fireyspright:
Hey Bash! kiss I am sick too...I had a badbadbad week, (see journal) and I made myself ill puke so now I want to eat soup and lay in bed..
Mar 25, 2005
alkatraz:
i have no idea what you just fucking said, but okay!! smile kiss
Mar 25, 2005

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