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Sunday Mar 06, 2005

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Sunday(mothers day in England!).
How are you all?
Its early and i have survived my booze a thon to Scarborough(not Whitby which was snowed in!)with not a trace of a hangover wooaaaah biggrin .
The day started at 9 30am with a budweiser and pork pie(breakfast)then onto the coach which got jammed on wot you americans called freeway(bumper to bumper lol).We arrived at 12 00 and raided 8 bars until 6pm.
The highlights for me
1.vodka red bull send me mad hyper and doesn,t get me drunk so 3 budweisers 4 bottles of becks and 7 double voddys one full bottle of blossem hill rose and a pint of guiness to finish with is a impressive drinkin session or wot!.
2.My mates attempts to chat up the ladies do not use the following

a,did your mum breast feed you?
b,is your hair natuerally red?if so wheres your squirell hidin?
c,are you a local bird?
d,do you want something in you tonite!

THEY DIDN,T WORK

3.The same mates startled look in findin proper steak in his pie,i will put this piccy up it rules.

4.The cute big gurl in the bar i met how loved my rollin stones t shirt,she had a lovely size 18 arse which i love but i got shy when she talked to me,so i shit out there nevermind but she was cute love .
5.Friendship it gladdens the soul big up my chums for a great day out! biggrin .


A few questions before i go?
1.wot happened on Smackdown!
2.Where are you portait uncle bash misses youre sweet comments frown .
3.Who many people do you think have seen you nude?.
4.wacko jacko guilty or not?
5.Shall i wax my hairy back?
6.Is there a cure for havin no sex for two weeks frown

PLEASE ANWSER THE ABOVE HELP WOULD BE APPRECIATED!


PS Time to go will update tonite two in one day i,m gettin prolific!.
Off to check a car out for my sis and look again at some fuckin awesome psw piccys its better than the drossy skinny chicks im payin my suicidegirls membership for mad .


One word BUXOM!

HERE FROM YOU SOON BASH THE ALCOHOLIC BISH! skull
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
stacie:
aw, you are adorable, i like your entry.

whats a green and red, an amazon???
Mar 6, 2005
fireyspright:
1. Smackdown? I could tell you about shakedown, but I don't think that helps...
3. I used to have a problem with clothes when I was drunk. i also went to Burning man last year and rode my bike around topless... So probably thousands.
4. guilty
5. only wax it if you want to go on a slip and slide
6. I don't know about you, but my only cure for no sex is my water proof vibrater,

Anyways, sounds like a good weekend!!! confused
Mar 6, 2005

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