bashster

Its Monday the day after my birthday which was ace .
Crissy came round and cooked me a lamb curry,also quoffed a bottle of rose wine then we retired to as they say on mtv cribs where all the action takes place now this how it happened in a short way,massage oil,rampant rabbit,caburys creamegged nipples and other things and orgasmic passion. .
A thousand women will weep in jealousy but this relationships kinda sexual lust thing at the mo friendship is very hard to turn into love.
MONDAY WORK
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH i HATE WORK .
Receptionist is off had to cover its snowing more fuckin bumps in cars means more work!.
Anyway thanx for all your birthday greets you are all so nice and amazing,cheered me up when i got home,must dash the dogs decided to fuck the piece of carpet i was gonna dump.
I suppose thats why they call it laying the carpet(hopefully you will get my english humour)!.
I,m otta here bashthedogcockwiperbish!