My blog shall be alas a little shorter than my dear friend AesirR,S BLOG, He must have more chicks than a fucking battery hen farm on sg and in real life shame the dude like the hen farm can,t fertilise any of them hes probably to nice needs to work on his awesome pimp face.
So
I a couple of good friends have split up on here i wish them luck in finding a new beginning and hope their lives can be filled with a little more hapiness and a little less stress.
Me i have been laid low with the SG FOOT curse ,firstly purplesiamese got her foot infected with a bite(mozzys have no brains if i was a mozzy i would be aiming for miss p,s awesome rack not her foot lol).
Then Mark_plus_beer tore some ankle ligaments hey also HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY NINJA!!!.
I alas managed to do a mark take out some ankle ligaments on Friday at work i have been in fucking agony all weekend SYMPATHY PLEASE

I also got stung by a bee sunday the fucker!!!!! i thought bees likes honey???not sweaty guys ironing.

I also had a romantic meal cooked by me for the delicious chomper to celebrate my 13 years of incarsaration ie marriage.I bought her a couple of cool gifts which included hello kitty lip balms ,bodyspray a bag.Best laugh i bought some bath stuff from LUSH it was called popcorn explosion funny that the bath bombs cames in popcorn which chrissy decides to eat then informs me they taste soapy hhhhm and they are a bit chewy i then informed they were made outta polysterene hmmmm women are dumb sometimes.

So thats it short n sweet finally THE NOTTINGHAM GLAMSLAM 2 WILL TAKE PLACE IN NOTTINGHAM ON SATURDAY THE 2ND OF AUGUST where we plan to see ZODIAC MINDWARP AND HIS LOVE REACTION ROCK IT UP AT JUNCTION 7 ALL ARE WELCOME IF INTERESTED I WILL SEND DETAILS OF TICKETS AND HOTEL WE ARE ALL STAYING AT THE FOLLOWING RIFF RAFF ARE CONFIRMED

Lock The Russ Abbot of rock n roll
bashster Off to conquer mount rock n roll
purplesiamese The gin queen
Shemyaza74 The james bond of the glam rock dance floor
deadmanshand The bearded bird botherer of busoms
chomper No one parties like this missy

Feel free to come i can fit one or two in the car if staying at same hotel but you ain,t sleeping in my bed ok

Im off to hobble to bed
ps
The churchofpervsio group is now defunct alas i can,t afford two sg accounts but THE CHURCH OF PERVSIO WILL BE STRONG HOOOOORAHHHHHHHH!