bashster

THINGS THAT SHOULD NOT BE

Don,t climb into a cupboard with a very hot water tank try to fix it in a alice in wonderland gap fall into said boiler and voila the bash has his first scarification tattoo

Don,t blow your nose on a tissue you just cummed in

Don,t pretend to be dead on a bed outside the lift in the hospital your grans staying in because it freaks people out when you jump up and look totally normal(do i do normal????)

Don,t let a simple thing like the bad guy looks like Neil Tennant out of the pet shop boys spoil a very good film 30 days nights.

Don,t get upset that your age is guessed incorrectly for the second time and the guy your with again is told hes older than you ,28 me!!!! fountain of youth bash .

Don,t turn the footy off ten minutes before the end(Turkey vs czech)

Don,t use your other halfs face mask i resemble a fucking leper head now.


So a week to look forward to a trip to see Tesla and my gran getting out of hospital.
hello to my new buddy RobSilver keeping our sleaze rock dream alive lol.

TATTY BYE
BASH