bashster

hubba hubba HUBBA.
I am at last on my jollies from work which is relief i have mostly this week been known as
GRAN TIT PERV
GAY SWINGER
THE GREATEST THING IN RINGWAYS SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT.

GRAN TIT PERV

So visiting the grannieator i saw my cousin who i hadn,t seen for over 8 years and my auntie jean whos immense funny,lewd loud and speaks her mind 4 years i haven,t seen her,they say vultures fly from miles to pick on the bones of the dead (hmmm sarcasm).
I arrive they are pleased to see me the ward is packed with visitors i decide to lean over the bed to kiss my gran to hear HES LOOKING AT MY TITS the embarassment she screams at the top of her voice my sister is wetting herself and makes it worse i am now known as GRANNY TIT PERV not good.
Just a note if i really wanted to look at my grans tits i would be lifting up the bottom of her nightie because i guess thats where they hang now lol.

TOUR OF TERROR THE WEEK LEADING UP TOO AND BEYOND

So the week has been a drag i must admit i feel like pants but i feel ten times better than i have loadsa of

I have been also christened the following
THE GAY SWINGER
I guess everybody thinks that i go to Nottingham for one thing thats to swing lol but when telling them this week it was boys only its gay swinging strange that i don,t think Nottingham is BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN.

I also got christened THE GREATEST THING IN RINGWAYS SPORTS ENTERTAINMENT after me ,bob and Den watched some awesome wrestling extreme rules and to the mix a peice of hardened compressed foam,me and a plastic chair and voila one ie Bob hit square over the head concussed i somehow hit him with a tough bit which i found out was a threaded bolt threw the center(whoops) he was not impressed,then today Den who fell foul to my russian leg swipe met a plastic chair demise.


ME AND MY NEW FOAM FRIEND CALLED FOAMEVIL

NEVER PISS YOUR WORKSHOP CONTROLLER OFF

I get the evil clouds are gathering for Nottingham

my calculator tryed to tell me this when working out my weekly hours labour scary

So i guess hapiness is returning to my blog i have been a little shocked with

The new weezer album not that good ho hum
or
WORK banning my fave suicidegirl (screensaver) savage for being to sexually provocative man shes the bomb and her new set rules so i will miss

the savster

Sooooo it begins tomorrow i have some sexy new shoes and a sexy new bald head cut



BE AFRAID NOTTINGHAM
PS
WRITTEN ON THE BACK OF MY WORKS BUSINESS CARD

EXACTLY