bashster

MIDWEEK MAYHEM AHEAD PLEASE FASTEN SEATBELTS,EXTINGUISH ALL CIGARETTES AND PLACE YOUR HEAD BETWEEN YOUR LEGS AND PRAY!

Sooooo i have had a packed week making this a extra long week so without further a do let battle commence

THE CARDINAL WARMS UP FOR SUMMER BASH BASH 2

Something comes over me when i visit fast food places like Burger king,maccy ds and my least fave place BELOW


A place where one purchases over priced chicken branded by a guy that looks like a kiddie fiddler and the slowest staff in the history of fast food should be ramed atlast food restaurant

ADD


CHAV
For you americans a spotty young teenager that feels fit to dress like a cross between Puff daddy and Vanilla Ice he usually purchases cheap booze and loiters about fast food restaurants see above and is loud and obnoxious and a disgrace to english society

Having entered KFC two chavs(see above)decided to not wanna pay for their food and decided to split i who had been waiting for 40 minutes could have caught it plucked it and cooked it myself in that time wasn,t in a good mood.I decided to grab one of the youths he sturggled a bit but with the help of another customer and staff we got him.This is when chav number 2 makes a big mistake he attempts to punch me while i have hold of his mate this results in the following

A action in beating the shit outta someone with a blow from ones shoulder

Yes i ducked and fucking flooring the chav bastard with a vicious uppercut to the mush causing blood lol.The police decided top make a entrance.The chav squeeled to the police he hit me but i got backed up that it was self defence cool.But i didn,t even get my meal free that sucked.
KFC NOW STANDING FOR
KNOCKOUT FOR CHAV


BASH GETS A URN AND NUKES TO MUCH CIDER

So i had my pool presentation night which was awesome ,good comedian who told some very close to the bone jokes my fave Whats the difference between your wife and a girlfriend answer 5 stone yikes contraversial.
We got some ace urn like trophies heres me,paul,gaz and my dad being fucking proud


Talking about pool i can,t seem to win for love or money went out wednesday got stuffed again by three players that i usually take to the cleaners.I have feared my
LP,S LUCKY PANTS that the gorgeous libra had bought me had lost ther powers.But i fear krpytonite has invaded the bashs drawers in the form of these

EVIL PANTS these have been removed binned i fear they have caused me bad vibes because someone who wore the same ones has caused a upheaval in the bashs feng shui .

MYSPACE EVANA SUCKYOURCOCKOVIC

Yes myspace if you leave sg ddon,t go here its full of slimy perverts and freaks and shit me

I got requested for friendship by Elana or something a young lady from Kovac or somewhere in Russia i guess by her emails she keeps snding me she wants to rescue her from her imprisonment in old ruskie.
Little does she know she befriends one of the biggest pervs on the net Mr Bashyacockupmabitch!.I thought it was fun to go along with it until well i get piccys of her brestikovs and vaginayenko
Heres some awesome bullshit i got sent

Its long but funnyDear Marco! Thanks for this e-mail from you, your messages
Really please me. This week there is a new theme for
Reflexions, and these new thoughts excite me.
I do not know as you, Marco but for me starts to have importance our exchange
e-mail. These are new emotions in my quiet heart.
For me not usually to get acquainted with the man on e-mail, for many miles
From me and probably to concern.
I did not inform you Marco the address because it is not enough earlier
Knew you. I live in average area of Russia, in city Kazan. To
To regret it is far from you, differently it was not necessary for us much e-mail,
To learn each other. We could meet, talk,
To spend some time together and it is quite good to learn each other. But
For us it will be not a fast way. But I hope, that it will not be
Problem for us if we decide to do it in the future. I such woman, that if I will love
The person for a meeting with it, I will reach even on the moon. In
Our days is a problem to make such travel. I not
I worry about it and even I have devoted feelings, having got acquainted with
The person on the other hand. For me it is very interesting feelings -
To learn the person with other culture, thinking, traditions. It
One of things - which draws me to you. Not the main thing, -
But new and interesting. Probably if our relations are strong and
You scott, can learn the mysterious Russian woman. I hope, that
For you it is interesting to learn and test love of such woman? I
I think, road Marco that you cannot long resist to mine
Female magic if happens so, that we will be faced to
To the person. On it I finish my message to you Marco.

I wait for your messages. Yours Elena.
Being a oldIm good girl.I notice you hav the most beautiful eyes they are entrancing.I guess just talking by email is good but i love your pictures.I would love to see more of your mysterious side marco would like some more sensual photos as hes growing rather fond of his russian beaut romantic i sent back

Rough translation get your tits out you fuckin fraudster
Heres my sweet


I WILL DIE HAPPY IN PRAGUE IF THEY ALL LOOK LIKE THIS

FAN ART,FAN MAIL AND LUCHAS
So the awesome awesome beauty that is SICKNOTE sent me a luchador doll which has been doctered i present a MINI ME CARDINAL SINN

CHECK OUT THE LIKENESS ITS even got my tattoo and hairy chest

It has taken pride of place in my cabinet and check out deadmanshands i am a luchador group it rocks!
I LOVE MY FAN DOLL

FINALLY A WHATS HEATHER MILLS(AWFUL) AND PAUL MCCARTNEY(GOOD)

HEATHER MILLS
My angry boss the little no necked fucker
Spotty nose
Lack of sex action(again)
Aching balls after going two days without a wank now cleared up
My pool form
Trainer pictures boooooo jennie

Whats
PAUL MCCARTNEY
Strangely waking up with a monster hard on after dreaming about FIZZ of corination street the big frizzy haired ginger who looks like she could give the best blow jobs ever ie looks like shes no teeth wrong but right

WEEKEND COMING

CHURCHOFPERVSIO FIRST SUBMITTED SET peek below of Miss M shot by the fantastic geoff(i won,t get sued this time lol)drop by the page in the next few days and this kinda CardinalSinn styled set by the gorgeuous Meww check out her breakdown set too she would get a length of my tow rope anyday

Give her hopeful set some love
Well my fingers hurt from typing so
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