bashster

I have crushed the emo bad vibes that have encamped in basecamp bash and returned to happyland for a while.I seem to get more comments not been unhappy thus no bad shit well a little bit but that can,t be helped

GOOD FRIDAY FROLICS
Ha so while most of you were swanning off doing nothing i had to endure work for seven hours which was apart from getting a bit of shit off a grumpy work college who had come into work with his head up is ass that was the only stressful thing about the day.
We had some cages delivered to work and thus the bashsters brain began to tick tick tock!
So Ingrediants
1 cage
1.Marker pen
2 sheets of paper
3 One prodding stick
1 workshop controller (me)
1 Manager(yes scary)
1 cheesney lookalike(photographer)
and thus was created


Mucho fun i decided we would go out to the local italian for a romantic meal chrissy looked stunning i know you guys miss her and her good looks so for James and possible naughty piccy senders this is her in all her glory

I feared death getting this piccy
The meal was awesome they even burnt the chips it was like homemade lol.We also had the gayest emo waiter ever and a crowd of something like mtvs sweet 16 show inhabitants at the next table which meant plenty of young girly flesh.
We then headed back to the pub in a fucking snow blizzard got royally hammered on becks and magners stumbled home .At about 3 i awoke not feeling that great chrissy gave me some tablets which errrrr i don,t think i should have had felt really bad awoke at 6 looked outta the window in a drugged up haze thought there was snow outside thought i was dreamin and went back to bed thus BASH+WORK+BOOZE=DEATH

Saturday i managed to brave the supermarket and cooked the bash has a natural womanly talent for all domestic chores and i created steak,onion rings,potatoes and sugersnap peas

Watched a load of cheesy mellow rock classics wounddeadmanshand up with false piccys of eye injury ,comeback soon fuckface! .

WELL ITS THE BIG SNOW ITS THE BIG SNOW TONITTTTTTE!
Yes indeedy it fucking snowed a good 3 inches about the size of the deadmans cock on staurday night i took some stunning scenic pictures of the yorkshire countryside


warning don,t eat yellow snow and snow hides doggy doo which the bash managed to trail all over the house not very happy was mrs chomps lol

Unfornately the good stuff ended for a bit we had to break into our grans this morning shes pretty poorly i will be deathdodger sitting tonight and sleeping over making sure shes ok.

FINALLY WHATS (IN HONOUR OF LIS NEW HAIR DO)FUCKING DYED BATHROOM AND CLEAN DYE FREE BATHROOM


DYE FREE
1,EASTER EGGS
2.RETURN OF THE DEADMAN
3.WRESTLE FUCKIN MANIA A WEEK AWAY HERES A PREVIEW

Nothing like a steel cage guinea pig match
4.PREDATOR TRAILER
5.SUMMER BASH PLANS FINALISING

DYED
1.Useless bin men who are useless that they cannot drag the refuse bin four yards outta my alleyway its there because of the wind to empty it,fucking retardedrefusecollectinglazyassedfuckwits i hope your easter eggs melt and its minus ten when you go back to trying to work on Tuesday
2.GRAN SITTING
3.London AND BEST FRIEND MISSING
4.MAN UTD WINNING
5.SPOT OBSESSED WIVES

ENJOY BONK HOLIDAY MONDAY
LOVE BASH