bashster

I just wrote this as a comment but it sounded to good to waste enjoy the sarcasm of illness

whats new with me ?I have a huge scab between the top of my nose inbetween my eyes that makes me look like a albino pakistani.I have been in bed all day with but headache and very sore kidneys chrissy says i looked like a extra from planet terror which we watched last night but i don,t know stress tends to bring these headaches on now and again.
What else i had a crunchie mcflurry for tea ,nearly got run off the road by a yellow puma whos idea of lane discipline was to drive on my side of the road causing a swerve a emergency stop followed by the stupid bitch asking me to wind down my window to say not sorry but we got the same car to which i repied Yes we have but i can fucking drive mine SARCASM AND ILLNESS DON,T GO TOGETHER WELL WITH MR BISHOP.
Also missing fornication like fuck(thats not the best word to use)
Have a fun weekend.,
By the way planet terror ruled i can,t beleive the director used his real doctor in the film and his own son scary!!!!.