bashster

So did my inner child be relented cast into chains and thrown into the dungeons of boring and dull.No did he fuck


SEE ANY EVIL

Yes i saw many many money bags football teams get whooped thank the lord for for underdogs and yay for Barnsley from a ickle tinpot place called yorkshire.Had to laugh at old bacon face Ferguson berating the referee who comes from errrrrrm Leeds lived next door to my sister actually i rember at my sisters bbq last summer i said i duff you to give a penalty to the oppositon at scum trafford and he did reeeeeeeesult yay for Leeds refs.



SPEAK NO EVIL

So i didn,t tell my grans home help when she was on about her wrinkles that she should get that botox gel but then added to my dad they do it in five litres for her to hear me she was not amused ha the crinkly faced fucker will get over it!.



HEAR NO EVIL

Have i heard something i shouldn,t have this weekend i guess the wimper from the guinea pigs hiding in their cardboard tubes as i blasted them with my cyberspace water pistol also shot bruno he did not look amused.


DANGEROUSLY DOMESTICATED

So chrissy can hardly walk with her after her op so i cleaned,ironed,washed and basically you men should do it to see how hard it is to be a woman!.
I cleaned old bert out hes nearly doubled in size has a bin llike diet eats everything except cabbage loves pizza and went for a wander on the worktop while i cleaned him out earlier i got this cool piccy of him,


So i guess i will be celibate for a few weeks i think i it wasn,t for the right hand my balls would explode a spunk filled eruption and probably hang just below my knees man i miss sex


ROLL ON WAR

So check out the deadmans awesome wrestling mask piuccy on his blog he inspired me to don the gear again i got some groovy leggings.
I will say these were shot in the CHURCH OF PERVERSIO and against the wall of porn enjoy


So its sunday im overdosing on shooting stars and the funny as fuck jonny vegas and cider a hefty mix

enjoy the week chums n chumsters
bash out