bashster

Once upon a time there was a man who tryed and failed to wrestle with his inner most naughty child unfortunately the naughty child liked nothing more to do horrible horrible things like upset ole ladies and gents at work, hide his wall of porn from his mother in law ,take the micky out of all his work collegues and wear more false hair dos than Will Ferell alas i fear the carnage is becoming to great and and the little inner child will be released causing more manic disorder to normal life until this time which is probably Sunday we will try to keep him under control so he can write a very very very very nice blog where he does nice things like help old ladies across the road,stamp collect,goto church.not look at naked women and resist the pleasures of the five fingered knucle shuffle but from here to Sunday fantasy may become fiction .

FOR MY MATE STEVE the fantastic ,brilliant WEDNESDAY 13 coupled with the coolest 60 year old on the planet R A M B O

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