So i might as well come on here and save you all from a night of songs of praise ,the antiques roadshow and Vera Duckworth(ignore if you live in Bush Land).
I have had a busy busy last few days and have enjoyed every god damn minute since Thursday.
So saddle up the blogs horse hold onto them motherfucking reigns and lests journey across them sg blog wastelands together yeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaaw.

INTERACTIVE TELLY SEX
So you are aware me and the deadman did porn on telly text battling to find the best online fanjita.Alas i lost but i found a handy pause button on my telly meant i could have interactive telly tit licking awesome.



FRIDAY NIGHTS ALRIGHT FOR FIGHTING AND IRONING!!!!

So im a good boy house proud and love to clean ,hate mess and hate piles of ironing.I thought i would spice the ironing up and scare the dog at the same time so i ironed as my alta ego CARDINAL SINN.



I then came on a ingenious plan to recreate awesome wrestling profile shots using steam from the iron to look like dry ice i was quite proud of the following piccy



Boredom and no chrissy to keep me under control meant i could blend the guinea pig but hey duff posed like a fucking trooper for the piccy hes a guinea slut for sure



I decided to take a bath and it had amused me that a certain person on here(which i take no offence to as i see myself as a cross between kenny everett and frankie howard said i was CAMP .I have been harassed to show my turbonegro hat off and thought fuck it heres the piccys for my friends who think im camp and them who like my female inside look lol.I also recreated the famous jean paul gautier advert with the sailor




SATURDAY SAFE SEX ,SKELETONS AND ANIMAL SEX PAINTING

So saturday i got to spend with chrissy we went out shopping and i wore my awesome t shirt from the gangs visit to las vegas its say SAFE SEX is in the palm of your hand.It amused the guy behind us in the supermarket who couldn,t stop chuckling to himself .


So i was tempted to buy these paint you own animals having bum sex for kiddies awesome


But in the end bought a cool skeleton bubblebath and a mini sub tub that dives and zoom round the bath



After all that we went home I WATCHED SHOOT EM Up chrissy hated it ,it fucking rocks when you can kill a guy with a carrot and kill five blokes while fucking the shit outta a husky eastern europeon goddess and then lay the one liner i shot my load .If your male buy this movie and marvel at it clive owen is a awesome actor.

SUNDAY ITS MY FUNDAY

Soooo went to the deathdodgers as usual,got called Richard at the petrol station even thou my names Mark(the owner is a fucking pakistani trigger i presume).Went for a cracking dinner and went to Dewsbury a qaint town filled with eastern promise and visited the clothing giant MAHATMALAN(eastern version of matalan)bought fuck all they even sell shitty kappa now sad.We then made a live purchase the BASHSTER HOUSEHOLD IS 6 5 ANIMALS AND CHRISSY.
We bought a rat i have wanted one for a while i missed jasper he was a awesome pet so the guilt of him dying not saving him from a bad fall which didn,t kill him but....i guess im over it and super stoked that we have another aDURRRRRRRRRRTY RARRRRRT named after another dirty rat(GUESS WHO) heres BERT
Insert awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww here


So i will send out birthday invites to my sg buddies with whats gonna happen heres a clue


Heres my great and hate list this week

GREAT

THE ROYAL RUMBLE IS UPON US JEFF FOR CHAMP!!!!!!


WRESTLING GETS ME EXCITED