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Sunday Dec 23, 2007

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I have run the christmas shopping guantlet forgot the wrapping paper and like mark plus beer found it like a scrum don at the superbowl.
I have to admit thanx for all the xmas cards sent to me and chomper from all over the sg world we are eternally blessed to have our sg chums.
Its my final half day at work tommorow i have purchased one of them stupid santa hats only arseholes wear on the last day of woak and a fucking xmas tie and attend to piss everybody off with these lol.
I got to drive a xji jaquar when brand new these babies were 52000 now a six year old one is probably worth 16000 plus.The car had a awesome stereo system in it and me and my buddy listened to some cool music the guy had in there namely classic rock jimi hendrix,s foxy lady (with me doin my waynes world impretion much to Jeff,s looking oddly at me i guess he never watched it)then Redhouuse that blues song rules ,we then had i ain,t superstitous and born to be wild it was spoilt by lay your hands on me by bon jovi(yuck and vomit).I was excited to meet the dude with the cool car and awesome taste in music!!.We knocked on his door and a fat slick back haired pony tailed dude answered the door.I commented what good music taste he had but my illussion were about about to be shattered.I played in a famous band late 70,s 80,s he replied i began to feel he may be famous he lived in a cool part of Leeds had a private plate on the jag! i was shocked when he said i played bass in THE GRUMBLEWEEDS wtf they were a joke band in the guise of the baron knights fucking dreadful i felt my respect for the guy drop like a stone watch and be stunned

I will save the grumbleweeds with their only tv appearance worth showing the TISWAS LAST EVER BUCKET OF WATER SUPPORTERS CLUB

So i have had a few pezzies from work collegues one which got me into a bit of trouble yikes.I got 27 bottles of lager hic hic and a tenner from a customer for being so helpful but my fave is my ORGASM keyring which has the husky voiced female climaxing loudly for over 2 mins(i think they had that spot for me two minutes)

So i will leave you with some questions??

What did you play in the xmas nativity?
Beleive it or not i was the back end of the donkey!

If you could have your on perfume on aftershave what would it be called?
FUKME for men

For after xmas dinner entertainment would you have?
DAVID BLAINE for me he could levitate and show us card tricks!

Name one lady or man you would have in sexy santa wear?
Beyonce Knowles for me

Whats the worst xmas prezzie you have been given?
I got fucking electrical safety plug one year in a fancier box!

What xmas food reminds you of sex?
Stuffing for me or eggnog

Make a xmas cocktail? Mines the diesel which is coke ,sambucca and absinthe

Whos the least favourite relative you see at xmas?
I guess its my deathdodging nan who moans all xmas day

Name your favourite xmas movie?
Mines xmas national lampoons chevy chase is a legend!

Whats a good hangover cure?
Take two anadin extra and a glass of water before you goto bed!

What do you hope you haven,t been bought for xmas?

A take that cd ,lynx bodyset (it makes me itch) .

Have fun with the above i will post piccys of my works shindig tommorow with me in my twatty xmas hat and tie i will become this guy tomorrow!

COLIN Hunt


theres always a jokey twat with a dodgy tie shit humour who has a fucktard hobby i will be colin hunt for a day only i have a reputation to keep wink
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ladylovelybrit:

Merry Christmas!
Dec 23, 2007
sweetie:
its here! merry xmas!
Dec 23, 2007

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