SO IM BEEN WALKING IN A WET WEEKEND WINTER WONDERLAND WITH MY SG HOMIE AND SG HAREMSTERS WHICH ROCKED.
I was super stoked to have my pob joint leader deadmanshand and his sassy squeezepurplesiamese on friday night in anticipation of meeting my no1 haremsterlibra on saturday.
Friday we chilled and i got my etnies back that i left at steves i missed em lol.We decided to have takeaway and devoured monster style calzone pizzas and kebabs(very healthy i guess
)we watched the awesome MAX N PADDY repeat where they become magnet and steel and finally retired after dissing loadsa telly.Poor chrissy had again to put up with my snoring and ended up sleeping in the bath .She did get back downstairs and erm again the DREAM MACHINE went into full affect.I became a game show host and hosted two quizzes and asked chrissy questions to win star prizes which is very weird she actually videoed it i was amazed and gobsmacked.
YOU WANT SOME COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to work saturday morning and amazingly a guy came to pick his car up without any money to pay for it ,when told he couldn,t have it he stormed off kicked his car and said he would be back.The poor receptionist was scared and i said i would handle him when he came back.A hour later he returned with another mate and asked for something out of the car.We walked over to the car and felt like something was going to happen.I had told two of my technicians to watch from the garage just in case they decided to nick the car.I opened it gave them what they wanted and took the keys back and watched them look very pissed off with me taking the keys back ,they began to follow me towards the garage where the technicians were.
They began to call me a pussy and wanker and go running to your mates which really fucked me off.Now its my job to ignore arseholes like this but one decided to call me a slaphead the worst insult a guy who is bald can take.I lost it turned round and JOHN CENA,ED them with a booming YOU WANT SOME COME GET SOME then beckoned them john cena style to which they looked stunned and turned round and hastly walked back to their car scared.My mechanic Alan didn,t stop cryin with laffter all morning i have a new saying i guess.
SATURDAY DAY
We went shoppig the deadman looked pissed by the end of the day so we pubbed it while chrissy n cazza went looking for clothes.
ESCAPE TO CASTLEFORD
The night we went for a meal with jennie to The awesome Escape a multi sports complex with bars and restaurants saw a awesome snow man and some tasty sg ladies posed for me lol
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sorry caz for the piccy
We all went to a bar where i teased the deadman with a willowbranch outta a flower display try as i might the mighty elvis quiff wasn,t squashed.We then went and had a dance off and a mario cart battle i guess the deadmans mastery of all things video gaming meant the bashster died a eternal death in battle but i would rise like a phoenix later in the day!.
PARENTAL ADVISORY
So to the mexican ,good food and chat a cocktail for the missing Alex(i missed your gay features fella ) and then we had the deadmans pervometer on red alert with under table and boob shots tut tut
So it became the legendary JALOPENO WAR where the bashster finally triumphed in perverted victory.
After the deadman made me est 5 j,s in one go he decided to go one better 6 then double daRED THE BASH TO PUT ONE OF THE CHILLIS ROUND HIS INSIDE OF FORESKIN which i did then pussied it when asked to eat the knob encrusted j i don,t think cazza looked happy especially when i told steve to chilli his kbob and i would eat it ha VICTTTTTTTTTTTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!.
We had a bozza time sunday went for a traditional sunday lunch which was awesome they then departed which is always sad
.
SERIOUS BIT
I tend not to have many real male friends they tend to use me and its great the deadman i know hold in esteem of being my male best friend even thou he lives miles away.I am eternally thankful for this site for bringing us together i love him to bits(in a non gay way).
Finally
if anybody pisses around with your stuff at work do this what i did saturday morning its keyboard revenge
ps
does anybody want to chew on this???
I was super stoked to have my pob joint leader deadmanshand and his sassy squeezepurplesiamese on friday night in anticipation of meeting my no1 haremsterlibra on saturday.
Friday we chilled and i got my etnies back that i left at steves i missed em lol.We decided to have takeaway and devoured monster style calzone pizzas and kebabs(very healthy i guess
)we watched the awesome MAX N PADDY repeat where they become magnet and steel and finally retired after dissing loadsa telly.Poor chrissy had again to put up with my snoring and ended up sleeping in the bath .She did get back downstairs and erm again the DREAM MACHINE went into full affect.I became a game show host and hosted two quizzes and asked chrissy questions to win star prizes which is very weird she actually videoed it i was amazed and gobsmacked.
YOU WANT SOME COME GET SOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had to work saturday morning and amazingly a guy came to pick his car up without any money to pay for it ,when told he couldn,t have it he stormed off kicked his car and said he would be back.The poor receptionist was scared and i said i would handle him when he came back.A hour later he returned with another mate and asked for something out of the car.We walked over to the car and felt like something was going to happen.I had told two of my technicians to watch from the garage just in case they decided to nick the car.I opened it gave them what they wanted and took the keys back and watched them look very pissed off with me taking the keys back ,they began to follow me towards the garage where the technicians were.
They began to call me a pussy and wanker and go running to your mates which really fucked me off.Now its my job to ignore arseholes like this but one decided to call me a slaphead the worst insult a guy who is bald can take.I lost it turned round and JOHN CENA,ED them with a booming YOU WANT SOME COME GET SOME then beckoned them john cena style to which they looked stunned and turned round and hastly walked back to their car scared.My mechanic Alan didn,t stop cryin with laffter all morning i have a new saying i guess.
SATURDAY DAY
We went shoppig the deadman looked pissed by the end of the day so we pubbed it while chrissy n cazza went looking for clothes.
ESCAPE TO CASTLEFORD
The night we went for a meal with jennie to The awesome Escape a multi sports complex with bars and restaurants saw a awesome snow man and some tasty sg ladies posed for me lol
i
sorry caz for the piccy
We all went to a bar where i teased the deadman with a willowbranch outta a flower display try as i might the mighty elvis quiff wasn,t squashed.We then went and had a dance off and a mario cart battle i guess the deadmans mastery of all things video gaming meant the bashster died a eternal death in battle but i would rise like a phoenix later in the day!.
PARENTAL ADVISORY
So to the mexican ,good food and chat a cocktail for the missing Alex(i missed your gay features fella
) and then we had the deadmans pervometer on red alert with under table and boob shots tut tut
So it became the legendary JALOPENO WAR where the bashster finally triumphed in perverted victory.
After the deadman made me est 5 j,s in one go he decided to go one better 6 then double daRED THE BASH TO PUT ONE OF THE CHILLIS ROUND HIS INSIDE OF FORESKIN which i did then pussied it when asked to eat the knob encrusted j i don,t think cazza looked happy especially when i told steve to chilli his kbob and i would eat it ha VICTTTTTTTTTTTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEY!!!.
We had a bozza time sunday went for a traditional sunday lunch which was awesome they then departed which is always sad
.
SERIOUS BIT
I tend not to have many real male friends they tend to use me and its great the deadman i know hold in esteem of being my male best friend even thou he lives miles away.I am eternally thankful for this site for bringing us together i love him to bits(in a non gay way).
Finally
if anybody pisses around with your stuff at work do this what i did saturday morning its keyboard revenge
ps
does anybody want to chew on this???
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sorchablue:
what is that scary thing in that last pic? and that is a fantastic snowman.
revanche:
Hey, thanks for the amazing words! Be sure to get some sleep! 