bashster

So the weekend tumbles round with a mix of to many xmas ads on the telly,mad shopping a big love of cider which the bash has aquired the ability to predict american horror.A praying session to the lord of wrestling that someone will get it it tombstone stylee and the anniversary of a legend.
GARLIC OR SHIT TAKE!!!
Don,t you just love american horror me and chrissy went to see this
which was a wholesome slice of modern american horror but what does the film have in common with
GARLIC MUSHROOMS

WELL THEY BOTH LOOK MIGHT TASTE NICE BUT LEAVE YOU WITH A SHIT TASTE IN YOUR MOUTH FOR DAYS AND YOU ALWAYS WANT THEM AGAIN???modern horror sucks give me freddie,chucky,jason and michael anyday SHROOMS avoid like going to the woods on your own,entering a building that used to be a mental asylum on your own huh plotlines are killers.

IN BED WITH EDGE
Had a ultra cool lay in this morning and watched wwe even after vowing not to watch it again after the undertaker got screwed over by the biggest waste of space in wwe history this fucking long haired big chinned mad eyed cunt

EDGE SUCKS UNDERTAKER CASKET THE FUCKER FOREVER

CIDER

I discovered cider a couple of weeks agao and can,t stop drinking it i love magners and bulmers pear cider chomps says it sends my mind weird and i talk in a mad country bumpkin accent not all bad

FINALLY

THE FATE OF FREDDY

Today a few years ago the greatest frontman ever Freddie Mercury died even thou he was a babber stabber he was my hero when i was 14.Its fate also i met chrissy on this date and today this was hung on the bedroom door that triggered it was the death of the great Freddie.
Heres the fate

I guess we can honour our heros with remorse they have passed away fuck that honour them by bringing em back from the dead for a few minutes hopefully freddie would have a chuckle at the bashsters tribute to a legend












woot woot look at the size of my cock in lycra

FINALLY FANNY

Ultimate fanny this week include my good buddy sav the chav finally having her set go live congrats send me a signed piccy you sexy sg gurlie and some awesome hopeful sets i love Amoks a axewound to die for!!!

I have also noticed before i go that the guy outta mcr the blond geezer gerard gay or is it way looks like chrissys nightmare bfore christmas statue jack skeleton heres piccy proof

Hopefully my mcr pisstake won,t offend anybody but if it does go hang yourself you meserable emo bastards lol.
PLEASE REN MAKE ME SOME FAN ART CHOMPERS FAN ART RULES,I WANT FAN ART SG BUDDIES PLEASE!!!