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BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR its cold and its gloomier than gloom its gloomier than a suicidal emo kid now thats gloomy.The cold has mean,t again my living room floor will have a coating of sawdust as my guinea pigs DUFF N SLASH have to come inside for the winter.All they have been on is a eat fest straw,carrots,spinich,food and cardboard tubes but its ace to hear their happy sqeaks again.We also saw a awesome friendly rat in paws for thought shop today he seemed to be taken with me n chrissy it brings back memories of Jasper who died a couple of years ago i cried buckets don,t think i could get that attached again it would be like losing the ability to wank not good ,sorry chrissy you wanted him bad.
So to the blog of the week

WORK WONK WANK
So work this time of year gets busy in the banged up car game and the dark gloomy weather makes everybody fuckin mesirable i just managed to get through the week i did make a big faux pas(thats posh for bollocks)when the boss arrived Monday morning his arm tucked inside his shirt,unfortunately for him hes pretty short show on seeing him first thing i quizzed him whats with the napoleon impression ,he looked sternly and told me he had fallen down the steps(yes its catching lol)and broken his collar bone whoops he wassn,t amused me and my big gob.The guys on the shop floor got depressed as i became a releif delivery driver for 1 and a half days with staff off with flu we were stretched i got to meet a good looking and stroked her big furry pussy she was called snowy i love animals.I then went and picked up a poor kids pride and joy a classic mini cooper in purple which some asshole had vandalised the downside it might get written off which sucks geres a piccy its called jennifer


I amused myself at work looking at the Nuts magazine rate my tits on the interweb you had to mark otta ten suposedly theres 600 hundred pairs on there so dinner times me ,jeff and neal argue for the quality quantity and symetrical symetry of numerous cock valleys.Best comment came from dead pan jim who commented you know the breasts are bad when you gotta scroll down the page. hes got a ace wit and for a nerd i love him more and more each day!.

I also tryed to cheer the shop floor up by becoming FLY MAN with the help from masking tape and to spot light grills off a renault scenic i looked very scary


SHOP SHOP SHOP TILL YEA DROP

Tis the season to run around getting crushed fa la la lar la la larr larrrr.Me and chrissy went into Leeds shopping first we went to a new restaurant called gourmet burger ,chrissy wasn,t amused with the quality of the food complained she was totally in the right er great start to the day.
So we went shopping i bought chrissy some hello kitty ornaments and myself a awesome TIMMY SOUTH PARK key chain fucking retards rule!!!.I also saw steve while out shopping in a shop window don,t know what he was doing there lol

BERT

DEADMANS HAND

Saturday night chilled watched x factor,got back in the groove healed cheeks and noses rule .I also made a smorgasboard which is something the swedish chef would make on the muppets that brings me to,...
THE BUILD A BEAR BACKLASH
This place has gripped sg land this week chrissy bought a hello chrissy teddy another one to add to a endless collection but boredom and fozzy bear don,t mix
I present WHEN FOZZY MET KITTY-SEXUAL FURRY HEALING

Heres a few piccys the set is in my pics folder



i think them piccys loaded a bit wrong sorry heres the link
http://suicidegirls.com/members/bashster/albums/member/146058/

So finally i got tickets to see ax7 at leeds ,found out that steve and caz will be visiting soon again.
that my sinus pain cleared up.
That justice should be done and the unluckiest wrestler ever Shuan Michaels will become the champ at survivor series,
Looking forward to the air guitar movie and finally my search for the harem took me to the delights of
kiley a humdinger of a hopeful.I have a serious crush on her i love red heads im pretty sure she did a awesome harry potter set a couple of years ago(just checked my sg archive)she did it rocked heres a piccy for a serious swoon to sorry kiley if it embarasses you babe

sorry it was a long un i have to update twice of week it takes me ages once a week
enjoy the gloom
bash