bashster

So i finally get to sit down and waffle on how great a weekend i had a change from the mundane shit winter can throw at oneself.
ROCK WITH THE UGLY BIRDS
So Friday i took chrissy to my mates 40th birthday party at a pub that was as small as a shoebox his cousins band provided the entertainment.They were pretty rock my mum complained they were to loud but amazingly turned round when they played Moterheads ace of spades and said they didn,t play it loud enuff and sing it gruff enuff shocking.
I must admit i had a shitload to drink danced with a very striking women then sung anarchy in the uk with chrisstoff and i got a admirer theres always one guy at a gig thats obsessed with the band hes usually fat ugly and has no reason for living.I made his day by grabbing round the neck when i screamed anarchy down the mic he looked scared and in awe at the bashsters rockin skills.
Heres piccys of the carnage
Me ahem dancing with a gorgeous lady in a striking top lol

My mum in some funny specs

we look a like??

ME rocking the fuck out of the mic look at the fat scared superfan suck on the bashsters vocal masterclass you greasy virgin freak

I guess i then when home and was sick as a dog broke the sex ban and suffered for my art rock star access i guess!!!!!.

POB SATURDAY SUNDAY SUPER MEET
So we treked off to Nottingham(ha we didn,t get lost like them useless suverners marc ben and Li)to see the deadmanshand and his perfectly formed other halfpurplesiamese.
We arrived had tea and very very special tea and biscuits steve baking gingerbread tits and cock with cum icing awesome

We went shopping sex shops ahoy well the pob have to research their art and shopped i actually bought a couple of lowlife t shirts i never spend money and some of that icelandic vodka that makes the bashster have the weirdest dreams.

We then went out in the evening to a spooky hard rock cafe got served by the devil ate the hottest chicken ever and had a cocktail for our GAY BEST FRIEND LOCK.


Mine looks like chrissys liposuction mixed with a brain hamemorage lol.When the ventured to the pub poor old cazza got hit again by the sleepy bug poor gal she should drink more caffiene.We went back to the flat steve showed off on guitar hero (tosser)i failed to impress the girls with my guitar strings i will stick to singing.
We watched south park and steve has a obsession with the babestaions phone in channels i wonder why heres a piccy of cazzas zzzzzzzz,s

We retired to bed i kinda felt honoured the deadman had given up his bed for the night,i did not attempt to imitate his world class loving plus i think the brown sheets would have showed up the stains.The guy has the best reading material in a bathroom ever porn galore a true legend.
I think his bed inspired me to dream about being in a 70,s pornstar biopic a bit like boogie nights i even remember what i was called CHUCK MALOADA and chrissy was SPANGLES.

Sunday we chilled had jesus inprinted toast and went to a awesome chinese for dinner again i was the butt of jokes about the chinese we use for our takeaway calling me MR WRISHOP instead of bishop.
We finally had to leave two of now our best friends and go home.We got stuck in a monster traffic jam and i survived it listening to Korn and the G punks.
Sunday night we chilled watched the holy trinity of south park ,dirty shanchez and mike strutter me and steve had a mike strutter text battle about who could abuse each other the worst. Heres stevs insults
I will get some midgets to cum up your missis shithole and wipe it on ur pillow you midget cum lovin prick liker!
Thats some insult.

So its back from normaility that means dreaming that im a sports car and im drinking that weird dream vodka again while i write this scary.
have fun this week kiddies
love you long time mr wrishop