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Sunday Oct 14, 2007

Oct 14, 2007
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Man i have been sicker than a world vomiting contest if ever there was a event.
On Thursday after again my superman underpants bought by the lucious libra brought me five straight pool wins in one week i seem to developed some kind of INTERNET ILLNESS which was downlaoaded off deadmanshand and virtually died until probably Sunday 21 43 (thats why i am writing this).Heres some stuff i indured while becoming BARF SIMPSON,CHUCK NORRIS or even HURL THE PEARL.
I have slept probably 8 hours in two days
I went through 7 wank wipes in this time because i turned down my other halfs sexual advances but lying on the sofa one hand is not that taxing it is said the brain releases chemicals in a mans brain when he has just had sex that make him want to sleep THIS IS FICTION it just made me feel ill hurl the contents of my stomach into the sink then colapse on the sofa roll over to somehow attach the said wank wipe sticky side up to the side of my face.

THE COLOUR OF VOMIT
Why does vomit never look like what you have eaten mine resembled a brown liquidfied pototoe stew like thingy.

BATH WRESTLING
In my weakened state i have learnt never ever WRESTLE IN THE BATH.I got my ass well and truly kicked bychomper
A LIST OF PUNISHING MOVES
The ability to use her gorgeous thunder thighs to set a surge from the lower depths of bath water shoting out like a killer whale out of his blow hole tsunami style blasting me in the face the impact of bubbles and remnants of shaving foam nearly causing me to drown all this with a swish together of her thighs.

Then a crushing leg manovere that had my legs impaled against the side of the bath nearly popping my kneecaps them THUNDERTHIGHS ARE LETHAL.

The humiliation of then having my face sqaushed by her feet so i resembled a fishy face as my head is tossed from side to side.
and finally the finisher...
I was helpless ready for the kill as she gripped my prized possesion with her lower calves thus i submitted(i kinda liked it thou).I will never wrestling chrissy in the bath again biggrin biggrin biggrin .

Tonight i feel a tad better have just watched death proof which rocked i so want a big ford mustang a dirty leather jacket porno shades but chrissy says i drive like that so one out of four ain,t bad.

I will keep my blog short and sweet hope your all well and thanx for helping chrissy guys it means a lot to me.
Off to stock up my randymeter and say prayers for the POB GROUP ACCEPTANCE!!!
SEEE YA
BARF VADER
VIEW 19 of 19 COMMENTS
chomper:
and what might that be? cos i don't know
Oct 20, 2007
autumnovertures:
Ello mister bash.
I've returned to ye ole shoppe of classy internet pin-ups.
How've you been.

<3 Miss Ren.
Oct 20, 2007

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