whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh the weekends gone already fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckity fuck.I had a mixed weekend i don,t feel like writing much because my delete keys broken on my computer grrrrrrrrr so my typing sucks and my spellings is something to behold.
Aquick breakdown of my weekend
Saturday
Watched grease while drinking black vodka red bull and cherryade i did manage to do grease lightning on the coffee table and finished with a acrobatic scissor kicked leap which chrissy was very impressed with,i guess since i was ickle i always wanted to bone Olivia Newton John but..the only thing i have in common with John Travolta is his double chin lol.
VODKA IS A SPERM ZAPPER DRINK LOADS AND PLEASURE YOUR WOMAN ACCORDINGLY!.
SUNDAY
I ventured to the car boot sale which to you yanks and canucks is a flea market.I struck some awesome bargains but a girl took offence to my serial killer t shirt that has the words evil on the front,she asked me am i evil ...i replied yes you look stupid in them socks with that skirt.HOW TO KNOCK A WOMENS CONFIDENCE IN ONE DISS HER CLOTHING.The stopid mare sold me THE RAMONES ANTHOLOGY,SOADS HYPNOTISE,GnNR for 50p a peice what a fucking narner!!!.
I also bought some wrestleing autobiographies by MANKIND AND THE ROCK for 50p also how cools that.
So on the way home sunday morning i blasted out THE KKK TOOK MY BABY AWAY at a molton 11 on my car death decked stereo.COOOOOOOL
I DIED SUNDAY AFTERNOON MY COLD WON,T GO WHICH SUCKED
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So i await my boobs in the sand piccys from my new sg harem member my ickle cutie from sunny HULL???
I also dread the visit of the beer monster ANGEL REE coming to visit me n chomps in a few weeks her and chrissy should be explosive lol.Its not long till Landarn where i get to meet Li,Mr T and others i hope CUM IN MY EYE makes it i feel we need to break another bodily bone Becks
MUCHO LOVE TO MY EVIL TWIN STEEVEE who lost a dearest this week
HEY HO LETS GO
BASH
PS PICCYS
BLACK VODKA
GOOD VS EVIL FUCK IT THE CHOCCY BUN WON HANDS DOWN
Can yer smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll what the rocks cookin
cds bought from some crazy sock wearing gurlie colledge dropout death to her and her awful dress sense for selling the 123 boyz shocking
the t shirt that scared the crazy sock wearing blah blah blah EVIL SUNDAY just the KELLY HUN
Im off then bye
Aquick breakdown of my weekend
Saturday
Watched grease while drinking black vodka red bull and cherryade i did manage to do grease lightning on the coffee table and finished with a acrobatic scissor kicked leap which chrissy was very impressed with,i guess since i was ickle i always wanted to bone Olivia Newton John but..the only thing i have in common with John Travolta is his double chin lol.
VODKA IS A SPERM ZAPPER DRINK LOADS AND PLEASURE YOUR WOMAN ACCORDINGLY!.
SUNDAY
I ventured to the car boot sale which to you yanks and canucks is a flea market.I struck some awesome bargains but a girl took offence to my serial killer t shirt that has the words evil on the front,she asked me am i evil ...i replied yes you look stupid in them socks with that skirt.HOW TO KNOCK A WOMENS CONFIDENCE IN ONE DISS HER CLOTHING.The stopid mare sold me THE RAMONES ANTHOLOGY,SOADS HYPNOTISE,GnNR for 50p a peice what a fucking narner!!!.
I also bought some wrestleing autobiographies by MANKIND AND THE ROCK for 50p also how cools that.
So on the way home sunday morning i blasted out THE KKK TOOK MY BABY AWAY at a molton 11 on my car death decked stereo.COOOOOOOL
I DIED SUNDAY AFTERNOON MY COLD WON,T GO WHICH SUCKED
.
So i await my boobs in the sand piccys from my new sg harem member my ickle cutie from sunny HULL???
I also dread the visit of the beer monster ANGEL REE coming to visit me n chomps in a few weeks her and chrissy should be explosive lol.Its not long till Landarn where i get to meet Li,Mr T and others i hope CUM IN MY EYE makes it i feel we need to break another bodily bone Becks
MUCHO LOVE TO MY EVIL TWIN STEEVEE who lost a dearest this week
HEY HO LETS GO
BASH
PS PICCYS
BLACK VODKA
GOOD VS EVIL FUCK IT THE CHOCCY BUN WON HANDS DOWN
Can yer smeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll what the rocks cookin
cds bought from some crazy sock wearing gurlie colledge dropout death to her and her awful dress sense for selling the 123 boyz shocking
the t shirt that scared the crazy sock wearing blah blah blah EVIL SUNDAY just the KELLY HUN
Im off then bye
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deadmanshand:
sorry for grossing you out with porno my old mucker
anarchie:
Thanks for the comment on my set Sir, means a lot to me! 