bashster

The blessed bogie loogie lord of green limey phlegm has finally left the bashsters body after a intense battle with his immune system.The boogie loogie lord even put pay to TUESDAY.As you know regular readers to my hallowed blog Tuesday night is Pool night and thus the bashster goes out quaffs large amounts of beer and stays out till the earlier hours thus its NO SEX ON TUESDAY NIGHT LOL.So its been christened POOL WANK night where the bashter release a few million bashsters(scary thought)into a tissue or sometimes a peice of kitchen roll or the dogs back(only joking about the last one)to either the fantasy channel package on sky or home videos site on the interweb thingy but...Tuesday i didn,t have a wank in me how sad is that i crawled into bed mumbled to chrissy i was dying and hadn,t had a wank she turned over and mumbled you must be ill cripes!!!.
WORK is the word at the mo 50+ hours for me this week and tommrow grrr as deadmanshand says work sucks most of the time but its a neccessity theres worse jobs like being Pavorotti,s grave digger or coffin carrier or Owen Wilsons housemaid that bathroom must have been a bitch to clean.
QUESTION NAME FIVE JOBS YOU WOULD LIKE TO DO? HERESMINE
1.Be above my boss and fucking give it to the short arsed no necked oddjob lookalike twat
2.Hugh heffners playboy casting couch guy
3.Owner of my own lap dancing club
4.Concert promoter for something like Glastonberry and get the bands i wanna see to perform
5.Chef outta south park he gets all the good lovin

My other half has had a good response to her set and loads of lustful yanks ims in her asking for rudey piccys lol but....its a shame she will only be getting good wholesome british sausage not fucking limp yank chipolatas lol its really weird seeing blokes going gonzo over your other half but its good for her confidence and we think its a laugh

So i will leave it short hopefully i will some more exciting things to write about next time just gonna enjoy my one and a half days off ,chrissys working i miss her loads on them weekends but hey freedom to design my POB COAT OF ARMS SURF SG FOR NEW HAREM RECRUITS and chill

Have a immense weekend all of you be good and be naughty ,throw in a bit of evil in you want
Bash