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Mary had a little lamb it liked to roll in shit,pissed off cleaning its fleece she shaved it off so she could knit.
She stitched and pearled night and day in hopes of making money.Took it the shop who sniffed it ,passed out and said it smelled rather funny.!!!.

I WILL COLLECT MY POET LAURET PRIZE LATER!!!.

So i have had a wicked week with a few days off to chill making a looooong weekend
Heres a few things i have been up to....

INKED AT LAST
As you can see in my new profile piccy i got inked on Thursday getting a polonesian armband pieced together by Chrissys tattooist Matthee who was cool and made me very at ease .We talked i got what i wanted 2 and a half hours later and he said my pain threshold is non existant meaning i never flinched heres some piccys








GIFTS FROM MY SG BUDDIES

The mightydeadmanshand sent me a awesome porno from his vast collection entitled cum on my tattoos strangely it says and does it on the dvd.It had a amazing transcription on the box which is below.
I was worried about the last bit and YES I SNIFFED IT .




LAST OF THE SUMMER SUN

Today me n chrissy went to Leeds shopping for items for her official set ,she got some amazing feedback over a load of dodgy pissed up piccys so this one has seen me finally set up my loft for hopefully more foto sets.
We had dinner at wok mania i had two plate fulls and have been christened FAT MAN CHOW ,.We shopped saw a awesome x man named after me

We had some great beer from a special bar selling imported german,dutch and belgium beers.
I bought the amzing ATREYU lp which molds their best metalcore with SKID ROW AND QUIET RIOT metal riffs and is fucking awesome my lp of the year so far i usually don,t by my music i am a music pirate a harrrrrrrrrr.
So it must be good


POB UPDATE

So i am still waiting to see if my fellow pob er is to allow the chicolover in ,i was impressed with his work he has my vote its up to steve.yourblackenedsky needs a bit of love his dearest ws rushed into hospital earlier all my love fella hope she gets well soon

AMO MAGNUS DECORUS PUELLA
Is the new moto for the pob whos good at latin???
I will put up my fave bits of pob ass once a week heres mine this week
A AWESOME xx RIVER xx




Your hot babe

AND ....lollipop and her death defying COCK VALLEY


So a quick list

My naked ass in the comments section of my naked blog ,just remember i have builders crack shots of you jen
Chrissy gorgeous smooth and silky bald fanny
8 bottles of STOWELLS for 12
RILEY MASON swoon
The amazing squirting cum girl in steves video he sent me
Booked Landarn Hotel
Chrissys s and m pin paddle scary

Ok tommorow i will be taking the piccys stay tuned guys


Ba bye