So we all get another day off for Bank holiday in the uk.The weather has been incredible up noworth.
Its that warm im sat here in my superman underpants only(no swooning ladies)writing what a wicked weekend i have had!!!!.
FRIDAY N SATURDAY
So Friday it was ghastly work but i managed to get a copy of DIE HARD 4 and me n chrissy watched it in bed with a couple of beers.
Saturday chrissy was working which sucked but i amused myself going fuckin apeshit listening to the mighty LEEDS UTD getting another 3 points this put me in a good mood.We had some awesome food in the evening watched Eragon which was good(no more MAGADAN dreams for me thank god)had awesome times between the sheets.I guess my studing or is that studying of late nite soft porn channel has helped me learn a bit which i hope to practise at length ha ha.
SUNDAY
Went as usual to see the deathdodging gran who again decided to out moan a whorehouse.Dropped chrissy off at work and decided to accept the offer of my sisters invite to her bbq.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH them little things were there all 6 of em kids all boys ranging between 3 and 7.
Amazingly kids always see me as a twatting magnet a human punch bag.
The little rotters had been bought this
A full sized pond yikes.Now i don,t tend to mix well with fire as you all know but water has a similar effect on me.The little bastards were given water pistols and i got attacked from evry angle not good.
I decided that battle should take place in the pool so i dived in fully clothed much to the shock of my sister and her mates.I then was given some natty bathing gear by my sister and drowned the litlle bastards to death with depth chargers and leg tsunami sweeps of water and watched in glee as they all rubbed their ickle eyes and coughed up bucket loads of water from my dunking
AFTER BEING PRINCE OF THE POOL we all ate a awesome bbq,i wrestseld six kids in the room,how come the cutest always turns out to be the nasty one.He managed to kick me clean in the nuts the fucker then found himself headbutting the wall nothing to do with me as he went away crying to mommy .
I dispatched the kids with these finishing moves
A sidewalk slam onto a chair
A chokeslam onto the sofa
A cool cross face my nephews head went a funny colour
A kali claw
A awesome vulcan neck grip that is a second finisher move before the legendary bash splash which took out four of the runts at once.
Unfortunately i had to go but.....alas my sister thought it was funny to throw my trainers in the pool ha ha its not funny now bitch when i launched her fully clothed in to fish them out she doesn,t look amused
But i had a stonking time and when i went they all gave me the fist handshake and my nephew said do you like me uncle to which the kiddies replied hes cool which made my day.
I have just arrived back from my mixed doubles pool match in which me and my mum won in 15 minutes which was awesome and tommorrow we will be heading to the coast possibly Bridlington i don,t know!!.
Here the gruesome twosome
Finally rich your work will be looked at by my fellow pob er steve the friendly perv to see if you pass patience my child patience
ps
Li how many bodies did you bury under your patio then???
Time to go before my super hard on sprouts out of my super undies
Its that warm im sat here in my superman underpants only(no swooning ladies)writing what a wicked weekend i have had!!!!.
FRIDAY N SATURDAY
So Friday it was ghastly work but i managed to get a copy of DIE HARD 4 and me n chrissy watched it in bed with a couple of beers.
Saturday chrissy was working which sucked but i amused myself going fuckin apeshit listening to the mighty LEEDS UTD getting another 3 points this put me in a good mood.We had some awesome food in the evening watched Eragon which was good(no more MAGADAN dreams for me thank god)had awesome times between the sheets.I guess my studing or is that studying of late nite soft porn channel has helped me learn a bit which i hope to practise at length ha ha.
SUNDAY
Went as usual to see the deathdodging gran who again decided to out moan a whorehouse.Dropped chrissy off at work and decided to accept the offer of my sisters invite to her bbq.
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH them little things were there all 6 of em kids all boys ranging between 3 and 7.
Amazingly kids always see me as a twatting magnet a human punch bag.
The little rotters had been bought this
A full sized pond yikes.Now i don,t tend to mix well with fire as you all know but water has a similar effect on me.The little bastards were given water pistols and i got attacked from evry angle not good.
I decided that battle should take place in the pool so i dived in fully clothed much to the shock of my sister and her mates.I then was given some natty bathing gear by my sister and drowned the litlle bastards to death with depth chargers and leg tsunami sweeps of water and watched in glee as they all rubbed their ickle eyes and coughed up bucket loads of water from my dunking
AFTER BEING PRINCE OF THE POOL we all ate a awesome bbq,i wrestseld six kids in the room,how come the cutest always turns out to be the nasty one.He managed to kick me clean in the nuts the fucker then found himself headbutting the wall nothing to do with me as he went away crying to mommy
.
I dispatched the kids with these finishing moves
A sidewalk slam onto a chair
A chokeslam onto the sofa
A cool cross face my nephews head went a funny colour
A kali claw
A awesome vulcan neck grip that is a second finisher move before the legendary bash splash which took out four of the runts at once.
Unfortunately i had to go but.....alas my sister thought it was funny to throw my trainers in the pool ha ha its not funny now bitch when i launched her fully clothed in to fish them out she doesn,t look amused
But i had a stonking time and when i went they all gave me the fist handshake and my nephew said do you like me uncle to which the kiddies replied hes cool which made my day.
I have just arrived back from my mixed doubles pool match in which me and my mum won in 15 minutes which was awesome and tommorrow we will be heading to the coast possibly Bridlington i don,t know!!.
Here the gruesome twosome
Finally rich your work will be looked at by my fellow pob er steve the friendly perv to see if you pass patience my child patience
ps
Li how many bodies did you bury under your patio then???
Time to go before my super hard on sprouts out of my super undies
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You are not old enough to remember the 20's you silly man.